Jackie

I have a cat. I hate ants. I'm in lots of student loan debt.

[Jackie @JackieKrowen]

Sometime I play a rim shot in my head after I say a dad joke. Sometimes I even make the sound out loud. Because I'm hilarious.

[Jackie @JackieKrowen]

@danjlevy my BFF threw me one in HS, but really it was so she could hang with a dude she liked and no one hid they all barely said hi when I walked in and one person said their mom gave them money for a gift but instead bought themselves Chinese food. 😬

[Jackie @JackieKrowen]

@davidstassen @mindykaling David, were you Pizza Truck Guy?

[Rabbi Jonah Geffen @JonahGeffen]

Murdered while praying. Murdered because of the way they pray, because of the way they look, because of the language they pray in. Oh God, I am so grateful for the world you created for us. But I do not understand how or why you made it this broken.

[Jackie @JackieKrowen]

Jesus. Well that’s dumb.

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

Your obituary is the last text you sent. Go.

[Jackie @JackieKrowen]

@AubreyJessen Yes yes yes. I wonder where I would be without my education that gave me the weight of inescapable debt. 75% of my anxiety is financial

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

guess it’s time to finally confess that i bribed a college $200,000 just to let me go to classes for four years and now i have to live with that regret every day of my life

[Jackie @JackieKrowen]

@michaelianblack Hallmark money

[April @ReignOfApril]

If you’re rich as hell and your kids aren’t showing any interest in college, why are you really sending them? Folks are successful without college degrees. They’ll always have your money to fall back on. You’re not sending them to “learn a trade.” So... it’s truly about status.

[Triszh Hermogenes @triszhermogenes]

#Robyn Afterparty at the E train station after the @robynkonichiwa show at MSG

[Stephanie Beatriz @iamstephbeatz]

#RenewODAAT

[Jackie @JackieKrowen]

@anylaurie16 🙌🏼

[DIANCA LONDON 🎃 @diancalondon]

summoning circle, hope this works

🕯
🕯 🕯
🕯 Student 🕯

🕯 Loan 🕯

🕯 Forgiveness 🕯
🕯 🕯
🕯

[Jackie @JackieKrowen]

As one would expect he’s also taking up 3 seats on the morning commute of a full train.

[Jackie @JackieKrowen]

Men riding public transit alone and feeling the need to repeatedly yawn loudly, whistle and randomly hang from the bar at the top are some of the worst men.

What exactly are you hoping to get from these attention seeking choices? I hate you.

[Jackie @JackieKrowen]

Men riding public transit alone and feeling the need to repeatedly yawn loudly, whistle and randomly hang from the bar at the top are some of the worst men.

What exactly are you hoping to get from these attention seeking choices? I hate you.

[Paul Reiser @PaulReiser]

Oh, we’re going , baby!

[Jackie @JackieKrowen]

@chrissyteigen

[Jackie @JackieKrowen]

Maybe they are more likely to have the money to afford a divorce or to live separately

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The more expensive a couple's wedding is, the more likely they are to get divorced.

[Letters of Note @LettersOfNote]

Emma Thompson writes to the producers of "Luck" re their hiring of John Lasseter, who recently left Disney/Pixar following multiple allegations of sexual misconduct. https://t.co/Bfxcn2bgNB

[jack @fkajack]

“i had a boyfriend who told me I’d never succeed, never be nominated for a grammy, never have a hit & hoped i’d fail. i said to him someday, when we’re not together, you won’t be able to order a cup of coffee at the fucking deli without hearing or seeing me.”- lady gaga #oscars⁠