jackie resh

sometimes my thoughts end up here

[jackie resh @JackieResh]

a black market is forming around these limited TOJO tickets

[jackie resh @JackieResh]

things get dangerous when you gotta hold your breath through the tunnel but traffic hits

[jackie resh @JackieResh]

only took about 4 hours of being out in public for me to realize I had a reusable produce bag sticking out of my back pocket. embarrassed? maybe. prepared? always, I guess

[Micaela Resh @micaela_corinne]

I’m sitting outside of a sushi restaurant and a man walks by.

He locks eyes and says, “Do you mind?” and SETS HIS PUPPY ON MY LAP as he heads in to grab his order.

No sir, I don’t mind.

Twitter, meet Bella. She 10 weeks old & a very good girl.

[jackie resh @JackieResh]

so it looks like I can pack 4 months worth of clothes in a suitcase, but one carry-on for 9 days of spring break just won’t do

[jackie resh @JackieResh]

I know I’m in France and everything but if school’s cancelled at home I’m sure that applies here too

[👑 @misspiggyesq]

ladies, if he...

- has curly brown hair
- writes “you rock, don’t ever change” in your yearbook
- flies to Rome after graduating junior high
- constantly denies he has a crush on Lizzie McGuire

he is not your man. he is a sneaky brown-noser with a hidden agenda.

[jackie resh @JackieResh]

just read this to my mom and she replied by reading off instructions on how to prevent an anxiety attack. glad she knows me so well

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Brutal and Extended Cold Blast could shatter ALL RECORDS - Whatever happened to Global Warming?

[Mr. Wagner @PriorLakeAPWH]

Enough.

Of the racism,
the misogyny,
the xenophobia,
the homophobia,
the hatred,
the violence,
the anger
the division.

We are Americans.
We are better than this.

Go vote.

-Ryan

[Keith Norris @norrisrk]

Replacing the word 'girl' with 'squirrel' in song lyrics: a thread

[jackie resh @JackieResh]

if you’re having a rough monday, know that a squirrel literally just jumped off a tree and hit me in the neck. i wish this was a joke.

[jackie resh @JackieResh]

walking outside in the twin cities this week has felt like a prolonged staring contest with a garden hose on mist mode

[jackie resh @JackieResh]

hot days like today make me feel like I’m walking on sunshine, and not in an up-beat katrina & the waves song sorta way, but like I literally just stepped foot on the sun

[WCCO | CBS News Minnesota @WCCO]

Can you remember the last time you've seen this level of joy in politics? | https://t.co/ndvHXimksi

[The Head & The Heart @headandtheheart]

Just content to even be.

[jackie resh @JackieResh]

sometimes walking across campus feels a like a choose your own adventure where you either get to trudge through 3 feet of snow or slide across ice-covered pavement

[jackie resh @JackieResh]

no matter how your monday goes, you can always count on your updated @Spotify discover weekly playlist being there at the end of the day

[Project: I Remember @ProjctIRemember]

Website is live now!
Check it, contribute, share with everyone you know.
Link in our bio.

[jackie resh @JackieResh]

I’m pretty sure that any calories you consume in samples at costco are voided by the fight that you have to put up in order to make it out of there alive on a saturday

[jackie resh @JackieResh]

I drove past a car and thought I saw a dog with his head out the window, but it was a kid's foot. Dispuppointed.