Jackie Singleton

North London mother of 4, including Toby the Wonder dog.

[Jackie Singleton @JackieSingleto3]

#Ocado not very happy with the lack of notification about #christmasslots. No notification at all. #unhappy #waitrose #sloppy

[Maria McErlane💙 @mariamcerlane]

But. This is ok?

[Angela Belcamino @AngelaBelcamino]

Ban Viagra. If pregnancy is God's will, so is limp dick.

[Eton College @Eton_College]

Today our Head Master has written to the Head of every state secondary school in the UK offering use of our https://t.co/6OqqDmkZoV online self-study courses, free of charge. Schools should email [email protected] and we'll be in touch with further details #COVID19

[richard bacon @richardpbacon]

More Americans have now died with Covid-19 than died on 9/11. By the end of this week (if trend lines hold) more will have died than died in the Iraq War. By Monday the chances are high that more Americans will have died in this pandemic than in the decade long Vietnam War.

[Clissold Park Users @Clissoldpeople]

If you run in the park please give walkers a wide berth. You can get out of their way quicker than they can get out of yours. And if you sometimes need to stop to make way for other people, please do so. Your PB can wait. And please DO NOT SPIT. Thanks for your consideration.

[Jackie Singleton @JackieSingleto3]

@lilysingleton21 🤣🤣

[joe heenan @joeheenan]

Dog 1: We were in the park
Dog 2: Yeah
Dog 1: He threw the ball
Dog 2: Natch
Dog 1: I ran to get it
Dog 2: Right
Dog 1: But it wasn't there!
Dog 2: What?
Dog 1: It was still in his hand!
Dog 2: Fuck off!
Dog 1: I swear to god
Dog 2: Wow!
Dog 1: I think he's a wizard

[Stephen Knight 🎙️ @GSpellchecker]

#TrollingTheGuardian

[joe heenan @joeheenan]

My daughter: Can I go to my friend’s house?
Me: Take your phone & text me every 20 minutes to tell me you’re ok

Me when I was 10: I’m off to the abandoned quarry with my pals
Mum: Dinner’s at 5

[Stokey Updates @StokeyUpdates]

148-154 Stoke Newington Church Street. Council owned, rebuilt a few years ago, violating the council’s own planning guidelines. Still vacant and the cheap wooden features are falling apart now, making it even more of an eyesore. What’s going on @hackneycouncil @ClissoldLabour?

[Niall R. Thotep @Psychonaut99]

Today in court I defended a homeless man being prosecuted for stealing from bins so congratulations must be in order to Leeds police for solving literally all other crime in the city as that's the only circumstances in which I can imagine this being a proper use of resources.

[Jackie Singleton @JackieSingleto3]

@lilysingleton21 @AdventureBar Not nice!

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

Amazing thread. All parents should read this. Or anyone who might ever have kids. Or anyone who won’t. https://t.co/5Ib4ow7edk

[Mumsnet @MumsnetTowers]

Just in time for Easter, this #WinItWednesday we're giving away a sumptuous hamper worth £65 from @grownupchocs. Just follow and RT to win #grownupchocolate

[Jackie Singleton @JackieSingleto3]

@marksandspencer They were no help whatsoever. Let’s recap. I ordered online. I paid extra for a named day delivery. The order was handed to Royal Mail who tried to deliver it today. Not expecting them, I wasn’t in. My delivery is now in a London depot. Bye M&S online, I won’t be using you again.

[Jackie Singleton @JackieSingleto3]

Placed a named day delivery for tomorrow... they tried to deliver today. Not happy @marksandspencer

[Stoke Newington School and Sixth Form @StokeySchool]

https://t.co/MFAb6lvdba
Our 35th Anniversary now has it's own Facebook page! Please share with your friends & family and anyone you know who might be interested in coming to the event to celebrate with us!

[Stokey Updates @StokeyUpdates]

John’s Garden Centre, 175 Stoke Newington Church Street