Jackie Stockman

Proud mother & nana. Married to Steve...the love of my life :)

[Jackie Stockman @JackieStockman]

@GaryScribbler Happy New Year to you & your family. Best wishes 😊

[Jackie Stockman @JackieStockman]

@RoyalDickie Merry Christmas Dickie… best wishes 🎄

[Inevitable West @Inevitablewest]

🚨BREAKING: Anti-Starmer Christmas song ‘Freezing this Christmas’ has hit no.1 in the UK official download charts.

Britain really hates Keir Starmer…

[steve @bagshaw2112]

Be careful today #snow

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

[Jackie Stockman @JackieStockman]

@RoyalDickie @wabbey I wish her a speedy recovery ❤️

[Jackie Stockman @JackieStockman]

@JaneyGodley Good morning Janey ❤️

[Jackie Stockman @JackieStockman]

@JaneyGodley Oh Janey, my heat breaks for you... Thank you for being you ❤️
Sending all my love xx

[Jackie Stockman @JackieStockman]

https://t.co/b2PqLR2MXY

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@Mofoman360 Yes!!

[Jackie Stockman @JackieStockman]

@NotFarLeftAtAll Thief

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

The independent candidate, Adnan Hussain, won his seat in Blackburn and the crowd is shouting “Free Palestine”.

We should 100% be intolerant of people who put Islamic sectarianism above the wider British public. There is no benefit of tolerating this.

[ANDIBABY @ANDIBABY8]

As a woman I grew my babies in my body,
As a woman I birthed my babies through my body
As a woman I fed my babies with my body.
So please don’t tell me that a man who puts on a dress and some lipstick is the same as me.

[Jackie Stockman @JackieStockman]

@GaryScribbler I'm absolutely thrilled for you!!... Many congratulations to you both 🎊 ❤️💙 xx

[Jackie Stockman @JackieStockman]

@KensingtonRoyal My thoughts are with you all... wishing you a full recovery ❤️ xx

[Jackie Stockman @JackieStockman]

❤️#PrincessofWales

[Jackie Stockman @JackieStockman]

@piersmorgan I'm thinking of them all & wishing her a full recovery ❤️

[Jackie Stockman @JackieStockman]

@Dawn_French Wishing you a speedy recovery xx

[James Hogg @JamesAHogg2]

Sinead O'Connor and Terry Hall recorded the greatest cover version of all time.

RIP both x

[Sheila Hancock News @4SheilaHancock]

Sheila is heartbroken to lose her most treasured possession- a gold chain holding 4 wedding rings; from her parents & her 2 marriages to Alec & John. Believe lost in central London. PLEASE RT in case anyone finds it. She is absolutely desperate for its return. Reward offered.

[Jackie Stockman @JackieStockman]

@GaryScribbler Well done, Lily! 🙂