JackieT Advice

This twitter is dedicated to Jackie T, master of Fortran, and is ran by his biggest fan(s).

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It's a great day for powerpoint. #JackieQuotes

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These grades are too high. #UpsetJackie

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I swear to construct my tables so that all nonkey columns are dependent on the key, the whole key and nothing but the key, so help me Codd.

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I love the word anomaly. It makes other people think you're smart when you use it in conversation. #JackieQuotes

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Also, welcome back for another semester! #JackieLove

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I'm about to do something where I'm probably going to make a fool of myself. No snickering. #JackieQuotes

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I hope you learned something. #JackieQuotes #feels

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Before we had modern day adventure games that get the blood flowin', we had text based games. #JackieQuotes

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"Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition." - Alan Turing #JackieTLifeLessons

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Hold your head up because I'm about to blow your mind. #JackieQuotes

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I give up. I'm hopelessly confused on this. #JackieProblems

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I have no hot water, so, I'm sorry if I stink. #JackieProblems

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Hope everyone is having a good weekend. Remember we have a test in language systems Thursday and one in file and database Friday!

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if it doesn't work, try again. #JackieQuotes

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There are no atheist Fortran programmers. i,j,k,l,m,n are INT values, so therefore, God is REAL. #humor #JackieQuotes #fortranjokes

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"Always write function that return boolean results even if the answer is wrong it is only off by a bit." #JackieTLifeLessons

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we don't like magic. we try to get away from it. #JackieQuotes

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We don't usually use magic in programming, but we've done it here. #magic #JustJackieThings

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#JackieTLifeLessons #RealTalk

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Donald Knuth is #bae