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[JackkFive @JackkFive]

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[JackkFive @JackkFive]

@markgoldbridge He’s good but we need to sign another centre midfielder alongside ederson first I think. If we sign Fernandes from westham I hope we don’t get ripped off. 85 million West Ham want if we can get him for 60 million after negotiations that would be great otherwise look at others.

[JackkFive @JackkFive]

@AskPaddyPower are you able to add a team “to lead at anytime” ? #WhatOddsPaddy

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Official, confirmed: Tom Heaton signs new one year deal at Manchester United.

“I’m proud, it’s a huge honor for me”, Heaton says.

[Rio Ferdinand Presents @RioMeets]

Bruno Fernandes has achieved a new Premier League record with 21 assists in a single season!

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

It's official: Bruno Fernandes is the best player in the Premier League 👍

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 OFFICIAL: Bruno Fernandes breaks Kevin De Bruyne and Thierry Henry’s record for most assists in a single Premier League season.

21 assists delivered this season. 👑🇵🇹

History. 🎞️

[🥷🏼™ @UTDNosa1]

Found them

[Kara @UTDKarra]

What does it tell you that even Danny Welbeck a former Manchester United player is also mocking Alejandro Garnacho?

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Back in the frame 🫡

Harry and Kobbie have both earned call-ups to the latest @England squad! 💪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Commodore. @TheWavyRedd]

It took 9 games of Carrick ball for Mainoo to be recalled to England.

[Kobi @UTDKobi]

No Liverpool player in the 35-man England squad

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🇫🇮 After helping secure promotion to the Eredivisie this week, ADO Den Haag centre-back Diogo Tomas gave one of the all-time interviews.

✅ Smoking
✅ Swearing
✅ Referring to himself in the third person.

🗣️ "I AM WHO I AM."

[United Extra @TheUnitedExtra]

Man said “and here is Bruno Fernandes” like he just found him 😭

https://t.co/dNMMdCqqFe

[JackkFive @JackkFive]

@simpforsoyeon Just added I need new friends on there lol only got one active 😭😭

[JackkFive @JackkFive]

@littleSNAFU Sure :)

[Bloke @UtdBloke_]

Don't say anything, just Retweet ❤️

[JackkFive @JackkFive]

I’m learning Haitian Creole on Duolingo! It’s free, fun, and effective.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

This wasn't allowed in public incase it offended anyone.
So please don't retweet it. Thanks 🙏https://t.co/1stbtsOxvz

[CP @UtdCitypriest]

Manchester United didn’t go from Erik ten Hag straight to Michael Carrick.

We didn’t go from a team that struggled to protect a lead under Ten Hag to a defensively compact side just because Carrick has spent three weeks at the club.

We didn’t go from a squad full of egos, indiscipline, and clubbing addictions to one built on athleticism, focus, unity, and hard work simply because Carrick arrived three weeks ago.

We didn’t go from a team that was consistently outplayed and dominated in possession under Ten Hag to one that now controls games and dominates the ball just because Carrick has been around for a few weeks.

We didn’t go from a team with serious goal-scoring problems under Ten Hag to one scoring for fun just because Carrick took over.

We didn’t suddenly become a threat from set pieces just because Carrick has spent three weeks at Manchester United.

A certain Portuguese coach ensured that ego, indiscipline, and toxicity were completely eradicated from the dressing room.

He made sure deadwood and entitled players were cut loose.
He made sure we became a possession-based team again that could match the athleticism and intensity of any opponent.

He made sure we fought for every ball, scored goals, and converted set pieces.
He made sure the players were united, the dressing room was healthy, and most importantly, that Manchester United became a joy to watch again after years of depressing football.

His name is Rúben Amorim!

Hate him all you want, but the truth remains: he is the single most important reason we are where we are as a club right now.

[Grand Old Team @grandoldteam]

“Imagine getting booked for celebrating… f*****g sad, you know what I mean?”

Well said Moyes.

That Chris Kavanagh is a right nob head.