jacklin

it’s just for the plot

[jacklin @JacklinJanna]

Last night at the Masego show as I was walking through the crowd, a fashionable young man said to me, “Yo, that shirt is going crazy!” and I will never come down from this high.

[jacklin @JacklinJanna]

There needs to be a “something made me start crying, and now I can’t stop so I will be back whenever this ends” status on Microsoft Teams.

[FINNEAS @finneas]

The Neuralink you’ve had implanted for 2 years performs an automatic update while you’re asleep. You wake up with all your thoughts rearranged, unable to say anything other than “let’s get the shit” in 38 languages

[shar @sharloola]

i’ve been forced to watch some football recently and i really think they should consider editing the matches to have confessionals from the players like in reality tv shows. would be way more interesting

[jacklin @JacklinJanna]

I’m getting really good at working while silently weeping. 👍🏻

“I reject nature. I disagree.”

[jacklin @JacklinJanna]

Why are you still using Twitter?

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

naming my daughter sue but it’s short for subaru

[jacklin @JacklinJanna]

@deejaysoup Fat and ugly gang rise up ✊🏻

[jacklin @JacklinJanna]

How cute is it that life is pre-configured on EZ-mode for men, and yet so many of them are still so bad at it. 🤪

[jacklin @JacklinJanna]

@jeffreyKoval God, divorced stepdad core is so accurate. Why have I never heard this.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Do the people who send me emails know we’re all going to die some day

[jacklin @JacklinJanna]

@practicalLJT @MareNextDoor @Jawn_Climax

[jacklin @JacklinJanna]

The people that are appalled™ when I mention a friend that works as a bikini barista are so boring. Oh, you would give your daughter the money she needs before “allowing” her to work at a place like that? Interesting you think you have to give an adult permission to have a job.

[jacklin @JacklinJanna]

I want a scandal where some dude is canceled for having an affair, and then we later find out their wife is a cuckquean and was into it the whole time. 😂

[jacklin @JacklinJanna]

@coolguy_69420 @tryguys Big news for you buddy: everything you love is likely “associated” with somebody out there who is cheating on their spouse.

[jacklin @JacklinJanna]

I bet you could guess what company I’m subtweeting about 😂

[jacklin @JacklinJanna]

Big tech companies are wild bc they will release a new product to customers, then have customers pay for it to find out half the features don’t work. They hire NO support techs who know the tool. They won’t update documentation. They will take your money & watch you go insane.

[jacklin @JacklinJanna]

How many times do you let your long-standing plans get ruined by getting exposed to Covid by the same people before you just stop spending time with them? Asking for a friend. 🙃

[jacklin @JacklinJanna]

@GibbyZaman Uninstall valorant. Uninstall everything except Apex. Apex is the one true game.