Jack Mercer

Iowa guy. Strong opinions. Low tolerance for bullshit

[Jack Mercer @JackmanMerc]

@stillnothawkize There are rules to roasting, man. Spelling matters. They are desperation?

[Jack Mercer @JackmanMerc]

@stillnothawkize @liljuliodadon @UnderdogWNBA @TomFriendWriter @SBJ Which one?

[Jack Mercer @JackmanMerc]

Iowa politicians at the State Fair:
"Family values."
Also Iowa State Fair food:
PB&J corndog.
Butter-dipped ice cream.
Deep-fried everything.
Honestly, I think we're all doing great.

[Jack Mercer @JackmanMerc]

@scottsiepker I went to the Iowa State Fair prepared to make fun of a PB&J corndog.
Unfortunately, Iowa has done it again.
It's good.
I'm upset about this.

[Jack Mercer @JackmanMerc]

@newheightshow The roasting is relentless but the respect is obvious.

I recognize that form of affection.

[Jack Mercer @JackmanMerc]

I like seeing Travis Kelce be completely gone for his wife.
No embarrassment. No trying to look cool.
Just a guy who really loves his person.

[McKenzie Nelson @McKenzieMNelson]

#Chiefs: Travis Kelce talks about his wedding to Taylor Swift in a place like Madison Square Garden.

Says he wanted to get to a Knicks game during the playoffs but couldn’t make it due to football- adds HIS WIFE did. 🤩

[Jack Mercer @JackmanMerc]

Somebody explain to me why every Iowa road project starts with
“Shouldn't take too long.”
Lies.

[Jack Mercer @JackmanMerc]

We used to reserve “national security threat” for terrorists and hostile governments.
Now Susan from the suburbs with a reusable Trader Joe’s tote bag is apparently taking us down. 😱

[Nancy Mace @NancyMace]

Liberal white women are a national security threat.

[Jack Mercer @JackmanMerc]

Being from Iowa means saying “ope” while simultaneously judging somebody's entire family based on which side of the Cy-Hawk rivalry they're on.

#gohawks #oniowa

[Jack Mercer @JackmanMerc]

@tedcruz “Lord please save us from liberal white women.”
Brother, I think the Lord can handle women having opinions.
And if your Christianity requires you to pray for women to shut up and agree with you, maybe it's worth rereading the manual.

[Jack Mercer @JackmanMerc]

“Abortion up until birth” is not an honest description of what these laws do.
You can oppose abortion. You can believe life begins at conception. You can be pro-life.

But you don't get to make up the most extreme version of an argument and then pretend you defeated it.

That's bullshit.

[Jack Mercer @JackmanMerc]

@Matthew1534836 @timburchett Come on, man.

If every woman you deal with is “selfish and demonic,” I’d maybe take a look at the one common denominator in all those interactions.

[Jack Mercer @JackmanMerc]

I look like somebody's Republican uncle.

Iowa guy. Football. Strong opinions.

I also have some thoughts about feminism, masculinity, equality, politics and doing the right thing.

Mostly I call bullshit.

Sometimes it's my own.

Come on, man. We can do better.