SamuraiJack

I once saw Jazz kill a man

[SamuraiJack @JackonballZ]

You’ve heard of a “wife guy”, but Ben Affleck, he is the rarely seen “Ex-Wife guy”

[Page Six @PageSix]

Ben Affleck would love ‘another chance’ with ex-wife Jennifer Garner if the ‘timing is right’ https://t.co/GFmO0rWK0e

[SamuraiJack @JackonballZ]

Let’s make it four, people! WOOHO!!!!

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Disney has gone three consecutive years without winning Best Animated Film at the #Oscars

Their longest streak in its history

[Adam Pearson @Adam_Pearson]

So I tried…I really tried, but those last 3 minutes are a soul wound.

[SamuraiJack @JackonballZ]

Once a week I’ll think to myself “I really miss Winning Time”

[Owen O’Connor @OwenOConnorNBA]

@JakeWallinger AND

[K Money @babyhoney39]

“I’ve been in the legal field since 2011” is maybe the greatest line ever

[casanova frankenstein @Skwerble]

Good pls save me from myself government 🙏🏻

[SamuraiJack @JackonballZ]

@FA2IZM When the most beloved grew heavy in the head with arrogance and was cast down from the sky above for the sin of self importance it was you who rose up in the spirit of self sacrifice reversing the transgressions and returning the stars back to their rightful place in the heavens

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘THE SUBSTANCE’ has won Best Make-Up & Hairstyling at the #Oscars

See the full winners list: https://t.co/cDPncK6OIM

[Jillian @JillianChili]

Isabella Rossellini is wearing a Blue Velvet dress for David Lynch😭

[JT @Jtaylor0_3]

This scene genuinely felt like nightmare fuel

Like a circus of death or something. Horrible scene.

[SamuraiJack @JackonballZ]

Evan Solis is cool cause he reminded me that there are worse positions that you can be in life then being alone like me

[casanova frankenstein @Skwerble]

@CaseDrinka Pack it up bro not everyone is meant to be funny

[SamuraiJack @JackonballZ]

An actor with a star athlete mentality

[Variety @Variety]

Timothée Chalamet after winning the #SAGAward for Male Actor in a Leading Role: "I know we’re in a subjective business, but the truth is, I’m really in pursuit of greatness. I know people don’t usually talk like that, but I want to be one of the greats. I’m inspired by the greats. I’m inspired by the greats here tonight. I’m as inspired by Daniel Day-Lewis, Marlon Brando and Viola Davis as I am by Michael Jordan, Michael Phelps, and I want to be up there. So I’m deeply grateful. This doesn’t signify that, but it’s a little more fuel. it’s a little more ammo to keep going. Thank you so much.” https://t.co/aW6jwnMhNn

[RopesToInfinity @RopesToInfinity]

Hope the guys making this thing are recording a bunch of increasingly ominous audio logs about the process onto individual USB sticks and scattering them around the facility

[casanova frankenstein @Skwerble]

@RapTalkv2 “Raptalk” username with a logic profile pic #loudandwrong

[casanova frankenstein @Skwerble]

See you just gotta ignore everything Twitter says about rap because they’re hyping the fuck out of this garbage like he said “dodgin shells grabbing coins I’m Mario” this is a YouTube freestyle level bar 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[SamuraiJack @JackonballZ]

There is a genocide going on rn

[Chris Cristi @abc7chriscristi]

BREAKING: LAPD is currently at the Hollywood Hills home of Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban, which was burglarized on Valentine’s night. Police in West LA confirm to ABC News that a glass door was smashed and the house was ransacked.

[SamuraiJack @JackonballZ]

Just deleted hinge and tinder for Gopuff, I know I’ll never find a girlfriend but hey what I do know is I can always get a cold one!!! woohoo beer!!!!

[Jimmy Williamson @KoooolAidJammer]

@AEWTogether @AEW @JackonballZ @Skwerble