Jackson Gordon

What I lack in length I make up for in speed

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

I JUST released my own fragrance! Nobody in the car seemed to like it. 😕

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

It’s not fun anymore

[Jackson Gordon @Jackson76940363]

Going to the movies by yourself doesn’t suck

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

Y’all be safe today

[Jackson Gordon @Jackson76940363]

@Kahleeh13 Is it bad that I don’t trust Mormons for that reason?😂

[Jackson Gordon @Jackson76940363]

I’m really tired of all these people thinking they’re gangsters. Your saggy pants and stupid ass earrings don’t make you “hood” 🤦🏻

[Jackson Gordon @Jackson76940363]

Whatever it is women want, I ain’t got it😂

[Jackson Gordon @Jackson76940363]

I HATE a “if I have time” kinda person. Like FUCK YOU. Do you know how many people I MAKE TIME for. Way too fucking many is the correct answer

[Gardner Minshew @GardnerMinshew5]

La Flama Blanca.

[Jackson Gordon @Jackson76940363]

Kevin Harts new movie Fatherhood has my crying on a Sunday

[Jackson Gordon @Jackson76940363]

You know you got a lot going on in your head when you’re in the tractor without the radio on and don’t even notice for the first hour🙁

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Remember the days that you prayed for what you got today. Yee Yee!

[Jackson Gordon @Jackson76940363]

I really miss Chris Harrison😢

[Jackson Gordon @Jackson76940363]

Aurora truck stop subway now thinks I’m gay cause i made a joke I heard from my best friend not knowing what it actually means😂 I think he set me up for that one

[Jackson Gordon @Jackson76940363]

LeBron James is the biggest pussy ever

[Jackson Gordon @Jackson76940363]

In honor of 4/20. Not a single person gives a flying fuck about your story of your “fatty bong rips”. Fuck. Off. 👌🏼

[Jackson Gordon @Jackson76940363]

Matt James and that after show host are piles of trash and should be ashamed of themselves

[Jackson Gordon @Jackson76940363]

@faithsidman Best. Twitter. Feed. Ever. 😂😂

[Jackson Gordon @Jackson76940363]

@Kahleeh13 I need some of that fucking orange😂

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Imagine how much easier it is to run as a Democrat when you have a multi billion dollar main stream media complex willing to lie and run cover for you at all times! Our media is broken.