JPK

I do indeed have 5 on it

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

The grand contradiction of America is that they need us to keep consuming but they also do not want to pay us. They will shame you for not spending enough while simultaneously not paying you enough to spend.

[Alex Pavlovic @PavlovicNBCS]

Mike Yastrzemski’s goodbye message on Instagram:

[KNBR @KNBR]

Austin Slater commented on the negative perception some MLB players have of San Francisco ⁣
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“It’s unfortunate because a lot of the [visiting] teams stay right next to the Tenderloin… Every city has that though, New York, Chicago — It’s just that the hotels that teams stay at are way further away from that, so you don’t really see it.”⁣
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“I love everything about [the city]. I enjoy the weather, the views — I can walk down to the beach with my dog and look at the Golden Gate bridge, watch a sunset. [There’s] unbelievable food, great bars… You go to North Beach, you go out to Golden Gate Park, Lands End — there’s so many beautiful parts of the city.”

[Frankie Cartoscelli @FCartoscelli3]

Two All-Stars.
Coach of the Year.
Clutch Player of the Year.
All-Rookie play from Keegan Murray.
All-NBA-level seasons for De'Aaron Fox & Domantas Sabonis.
First playoff appearance in 17 years.
First Pacific Division clinch in 20 years.
The birth of the Beam.

The 2022-23 Kings will be remembered for a long time around Sacramento 👑

[🐟 @itsabestill]

I love this team with all of my heart, man.

[NBA Memes @NBAMemes]

Fox reached another level after this exchange🥶

[JPK @JacksonKerrigan]

Worth not getting any new stars

[Amy Gutierrez @amygmultimedia]

Larry Baer tells KNBR beer prices reduced at Oracle Park this season. 14oz beers will sell for $9 now instead of $14. #SFGiants

[Amy Gutierrez @amygmultimedia]

Larry Baer tells KNBR beer prices reduced at Oracle Park this season. 14oz beers will sell for $9 now instead of $14. #SFGiants

[JPK @JacksonKerrigan]

@georgemfmurray *dislike*

[mark normand @marknorm]

My insurance just asked what color my car was, whoa I thought you were Progressive.

[JPK @JacksonKerrigan]

@BarstoolBigCat 22

[Sports Illustrated @SInow]

Aaron Judge recently revealed to Tom Verducci what he thinks the real home run record is: https://t.co/jxHpMJbC26

[Wingstop @wingstop]

fuck

[Zak Williams @zakwilliams]

Dad, on the eighth anniversary of your passing, I'm remembering how incredibly kind and joyful you were. I deeply miss you you wonderful, hairy man and will be celebrating your life today. Love you so so much!

[JPK @JacksonKerrigan]

@sprite_slut Take away her phone, hide your s/o, and lock your doors

[JPK @JacksonKerrigan]

@sprite_slut Help someone let her out of her cage!

[Damon Bruce @DamonBruce]

“Billy, this is the entire San Francisco Giants lineup. Their only problem is they can’t hit, field, run, or throw or catch a baseball. We can have them all for the cost of a 4 bedroom home in the Sunset.”