TescoJacko

Alarm goes off, stock the shelves, back to bed haha

[Portsmouth Football @Pompey_Football]

⚽️ Sunday Results ⚽️
@MeonFL

Just the one #Vets 20/21 @PortsmouthDFA 🏆 game today .. and its a happy #UptheMoneys @NonLeagueCrowd 👏

@thelordchi Vets 1-4 @MoneyfieldsV

#Congratulations also to @DingleRovers who are celebrating this evening 👍

[Dingle Rovers @DingleRovers]

No caption needed. Up the Dingle 💛

[TescoJacko @JacksonTesco]

Why can’t lads holidays just be for the ‘lads’ if I wanted to go away with girls I’d get a Mrs 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[TescoJacko @JacksonTesco]

If I speak 😅

[George Callard @GeorgeCallard]

Some people ain’t got a clue 🤦🏻‍♂️

[TescoJacko @JacksonTesco]

@WarsashWasps77 bench me now. Go on I dare you

[TescoJacko @JacksonTesco]

Embarrassing moment today. Thought I’d caught a customer stealing a good sized aubergine down there trousers. It’s safe to say this thing certainly wasn’t a vegetable.... my apologies and sorry for any inconvenience caused, Mr Oli Milne

[TescoJacko @JacksonTesco]

Work at 5am scores at 2pm thank you fucking next.

[Dingle Rovers @DingleRovers]

Just the 6-1 win for the boys today. 3 for @ryanbathy , 1 for @tom_tuckey_ , 1 for @benjimayne7, 1 for
@JacksonTesco #VivaLaDingle 💛

[TescoJacko @JacksonTesco]

Re employed by my day ones. Come on

[Thomas Skinner ⚒ @iamtomskinner]

Really disappointed with the amount of Fast Food rubbish I noticed on my travels today. I think cars number plates should be printed onto the food bag when people go through drive-thru’s making it quick an easy to track the rubbish dropper an Fine them. Really hate litter. Bin it

[overthe80s @overthe80s]

It’s been 4 months since my husband unceremoniously binned me off. In that time my bank balance and self esteem have both gone up...my weight has come down. Maybe I wasn’t the problem 😏 feeling pretty happy right now.

[oli milne @olimilne]

2-0 to the gypsy king

[TescoJacko @JacksonTesco]

Had a right result at Snap last weekend. They let me in considering age etc.

[TescoJacko @JacksonTesco]

Just had toast for breakfast usually have porridge but mum forgot to get more oats the sket

[TescoJacko @JacksonTesco]

Little one from my isolation portfolio 🎵 🎤 👿

[Craig David @CraigDavid]

6pm UK Time 🇬🇧 Got a little R&B Slow Jam for you to enjoy over on my IGTV😉💫 xxx 👇🏽https://t.co/Nl3tyBPFYx

[TescoJacko @JacksonTesco]

Nonce ⬇️

[TescoJacko @JacksonTesco]

Nonce ⬇️

[brad brunsdon @bradleybrunsdon]

All woman officials tonight. snog, marry & avoid. The ref, lines woman (of your choice 😉) and the fourth official. GO...

[TescoJacko @JacksonTesco]

Like this for £50k.

[TescoJacko @JacksonTesco]

Dairylea Dunker seems a silly name for a dog 😂

[TescoJacko @JacksonTesco]

Team bonding exercises are usually my favourite time of the month. April is no different.

[TescoJacko @JacksonTesco]

And the award for biggest knob within the Tesco southern store goes to... 🍆 💦