Tattletale Strangler

hoes don’t get me

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@rheaseehorn don’t call Saul, call me

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How could Artie Bucco divorce Charmaine? Bro was tweaking

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Nothing like a solid Mexican Restaurant

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Elon Musk is a goober

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A crispy cookie has gotta be one of the worst things of all time

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I love Iron Skillet

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I just texted a friend that “I should’ve nutted, busted and creamed in your stinky booger cavern.”

Did I win?

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Pepsi is better than Coke

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You’re lying if you’ve never gooned to the sky before @NutellaUSA

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The best farts are when they start with a higher pitch and end with a lower pitch. #bigslick

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Nothing beats a good pickle

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Sea Salt Popcorners are busty @popcorners

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The word “jelly” is funny

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Jelqing after gambling is truly something #bigslick

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I’m gonna check raise the shit out of Colin
#bigslick

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Dealer busted and I busted my pants

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The Gambler’s Fallacy

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Rewatching Better Call Saul and Kim Wexler makes me want to spew milk out of my asshole in the most enchanting way

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Me in Pogland

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This made me lose my edging streak