Patrick Mahomes: “wow I’ve won 3 super bowls and four AFC championships!”
Jalen Hurts: “I’ve been to two superbowls in 3 years!”
Josh Allen: “I’ve won the NFL MVP, and I’m in the running for it again!”
Dak Prescott subplot:
@tomstakes Dak has the most 300+ yard games that ended in a loss… if you think that’s his fault, you might be more retarded than the average Philadelphian who can’t read.