Jacky Dunson

$troll $KORI $MASK

[Lame (troll arc) @LameGuyETH]

Just claimed my spot on the @FundingPredicts waitlist. Top 50 = founding access + 30% off a funded account. The race is on.

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[Lame (troll arc) @LameGuyETH]

time for $TROLL to rise.

40 billion soon. are you sidelined yet?

[Lame (troll arc) @LameGuyETH]

run it up!!!!!
https://t.co/BlYONeoPci

[Lame (troll arc) @LameGuyETH]

this morning i checked Fluid's DEX volume for 2025 and it quietly processed $156B in trades, finishing the year as the second largest DEX on Ethereum by volume. it has a token now. the protocol itself has been live since 2018 under Instadapp, nobody acted like it mattered until the numbers got too big to ignore.

chart - @DefiLlama

[Lame (troll arc) @LameGuyETH]

I've been watching everyone write ETH obituaries for 5 months while the ETF flow data quietly flipped.

spot ETH ETFs just snapped a 5 month outflow streak. $356M net in April. $101M on May 1 alone.

ETH at $2,340 while processing a record 200.4M transactions in Q1. the price hasn't caught the network yet.

maybe the "ETH is dead" trade is the most crowded trade right now.

[Jacky Dunson @JackyDunson]

@LameGuyETH Gm gm bro

[Lame (troll arc) @LameGuyETH]

gm.☀️

btc just crossed $81k for the first time since january and ct is somehow still arguing about eth's roadmap

[Lame (troll arc) @LameGuyETH]

MegaETH launched at $0.183 FDV of $1.82B on April 30. six days later it's sitting at $0.128, down 38%. meanwhile TVL went the opposite direction, crossing $580M and flipping Monad to crack the top 15 chains.

that split tells you everything. capital is staying. traders are leaving.

the question now is whether $580M TVL is sticky or just incentive farming. USDM is at $300M, needs to hit $500M before the next 53.3% token unlock triggers. that gap is the actual thing to watch, not the price.

[Jacky Dunson @JackyDunson]

@_Shadow36 Lesgoooo

[TROLL @Troll_]

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my liminal space. Focused. Trolling.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

True

[Lame (troll arc) @LameGuyETH]

Gn CT 🌒 💤

keep trolling

[Jacky Dunson @JackyDunson]

@LameGuyETH Gm

[Lame (troll arc) @LameGuyETH]

☀️ Gm CT. say it back!

are you sidelined yet ?

[Jacky Dunson @JackyDunson]

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[Lame (troll arc) @LameGuyETH]

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[Jacky Dunson @JackyDunson]

W

[Lame (troll arc) @LameGuyETH]

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[Jacky Dunson @JackyDunson]

@LameGuyETH Works so well, tried mine

[Lame (troll arc) @LameGuyETH]

Just launched FixMyPage🚀
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- Clarity score
- Why users bounce
- 3 better headlines
- CTA rewrite

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[Jacky Dunson @JackyDunson]

@Dior100x I’m loading