Jack Pressley

Old grumpy motherfucker, musician, pumpkin king.

[Jack Pressley @JackySplatter]

@Zachiestein Good. Next time I will weigh even more.

[Jack Pressley @JackySplatter]

@Zachiestein Yes.

[Jack Pressley @JackySplatter]

@Zachiestein Never again.

[Jack Pressley @JackySplatter]

Come down to Cerberus on Halloween weekend and get your grave on. Might see some of these familiar faces.

[Terra Meteorite @Tea_Meteorite]

Werk

[Jack Pressley @JackySplatter]

And now I gotta go cover the bar

[Jack Pressley @JackySplatter]

So bored today

[Terra Meteorite @Tea_Meteorite]

A new Meteorites album is in the works!
https://t.co/vIEoia7xdy

[Jack Pressley @JackySplatter]

3 day party? Why not.

[Jack Pressley @JackySplatter]

@AtlasCarey meet me at Cerberus at 8 please Atlas. Don't be late.

[Jack Pressley @JackySplatter]

Happy birthday @AtlasCarey 🎉🎈

[Jack Pressley @JackySplatter]

@AtlasCarey well then. Maybe.

[Jack Pressley @JackySplatter]

@AtlasCarey yes? Well... We'll see. Have you been good?

[Jack Pressley @JackySplatter]

@AtlasCarey like my cock.

[Jack Pressley @JackySplatter]

@AtlasCarey id suggest something sturdier than a banana if you're practicing deep throating Atlas.

[Jack Pressley @JackySplatter]

@AtlasCarey that's ok. Don't worry. Thankyou for letting me know.

[Jack Pressley @JackySplatter]

@AtlasCarey is something wrong?

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@AtlasCarey bring me a coffee and something to eat. Thankyou atlas.

[Jack Pressley @JackySplatter]

@AtlasCarey yes.

[Jack Pressley @JackySplatter]

@AtlasCarey my boots need cleaning.