Jaclyn

I'm an idealist; a sentimental dreamer. Positivity is my jam. Always looking for my next adventure. NoDak proud.

[Jaclyn @JaclynEllwein]

@tedcruz Remember that time Republicans pushed a Supreme Court pick through but refused to vote on a stimulus package?

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@RepBoebert Says the person who live tweeted to these same rioters the whereabouts of members of Congress during the invasion

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Netflix needs a category of “shows to fall asleep to”. @netflix

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Antonio is literally the worst character on Chicago PD.

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I love that Shonda literally created this nurse character named Frankie that we’ve never met before, just to kill her off. #greysanatomy

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When the “can I have yo number” video was funny in 2008. But in 2019, it accurately reflects your dating life 😂😂😭

[Jaclyn @JaclynEllwein]

Kim “why so keen on dating all of a sudden?”
Me: “I’m trying something new in 2019”
Kim “I wish men would try something new in 2019 called not being total piles of shit”
😂🙌🏻 @kimmerz_kim

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I don’t see a difference between Joe from You and Dan from Gossip Girl.

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@callylynn00 This is my life

[Jaclyn @JaclynEllwein]

(In London)
My Brain: don’t say it, don’t say it, don’t say it, don’t say it.
Me:.....so that whole Brexit thing.....👍🏻 or 👎🏻
#londontravels

[Jaclyn @JaclynEllwein]

London, you’re great at a lot of things, but your nachos suck.

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Law and order on tv and watching videos on how to escape zip ties. Just your regular Saturday night.

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Amanda Bynes is back!! #bringinthedancinglobsters

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

A mewling, perjuring, soft, white boy should be handed only his own ass, and no other seat.
#BelieveChristine #BelieveWomen #BelieveSurvivors