Jaclyn Swartz

Hair Lover. Potato Hater. Eye Roller. Instagram: @JaclynSwartz

[Rob L. White (‘Cuddle’ Short Film OUT NOW!!) @therlwrites]

IT WAS CALLED THE SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR AND THEY BROUGHT THE BOOKS TO THE SCHOOL AND SET IT UP LIKE A BOOKSTORE AND YOU COULD GET GOOSEBUMPS AND FEAR STREET BOOKS BUT ALSO MICHAEL JORDAN POSTERS AND NICKELODEON BOOKMARKS AND PENCILS THAT SMELLED LIKE CUPCAKES

[Jaclyn Swartz @JaclynSwartz]

@united love when u cancel an international flight ORD>CDG & don’t bring a new plane from ur hangars here at your HOME BASE ORD. Lost $$$$$ rebooking hotels trains & cancelation fees. Do more for your 1k loyalists than a $225 Credit and rebooking us days out. Have some ethics

[Softboy @softboywin]

we literally used to write a rough draft and final draft essay BY HAND 😭😭😭

[Jaclyn Swartz @JaclynSwartz]

Can someone send Blake Lively the pants? SHE NEEDS THE PANTS!!!!

[Jaclyn Swartz @JaclynSwartz]

Michael b Jordan >>> love island host, roxie hart

[Jaclyn Swartz @JaclynSwartz]

I cannot take it anymore!!!!!!!! It’s harassment at this point.

[Nikki, LCSW-QS @NikTheTherapist]

Where’s the class action lawsuit for this? This is ridiculous

[Jaclyn Swartz @JaclynSwartz]

EMILY MAYNARD WOULD NEVER

[Christian Snow @cgraysnow]

me voting for kelly clarkson on american idol in 2002

[Jaclyn Swartz @JaclynSwartz]

If we’re not talking about baby punch then please know I do not want to be talking to you

[sp💕 @sugapatchi]

chicago ladies please be careful.

there’s a convicted murderer in the area who was just let out of prison early (was supposed to be a 60 year sentence) and he’s now on a bunch of the dating apps.

he dismembered the body too. MURDERED and DISMEMBERED a FRIEND.

[Jaclyn Swartz @JaclynSwartz]

I’ve needed this tweet for 3 weeks. My brain could simply NOT calculate this family tree.

[The Cinéprism @TheCineprism]

Aegon Targaryen (aka Egg) is the great-great-grandfather of Jon Snow and the great-grandfather of Daenerys Targaryen.

[Jerry Thornton @jerrythornton]

One of life's simple pleasures now is spending a Tuesday morning watching the world try to cope with how good Drake Maye and he Patriots are.

[BBCInMemoriam @BBCInMemoriam]

The Buffalo Bills Subreddit is the gift that keeps on giving..

[Jaclyn Swartz @JaclynSwartz]

We get it, Jonas Brothers, you have a lot of famous friends!!!!!! Wish I knew this ahead of time tbh.

[Jaclyn Swartz @JaclynSwartz]

Not Diane Keaton! What a fucking legend.

[Jaclyn Swartz @JaclynSwartz]

“Say it forget it, write it regret it” -@DorindaMedley

[Jaclyn Swartz @JaclynSwartz]

@usweekly Nice!

[Jaclyn Swartz @JaclynSwartz]

Bricco

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

If you could give someone one restaurant recommendation within 20 miles outside of Boston, where are you telling them to go?

[Jaclyn Swartz @JaclynSwartz]

The show is not meant to work…it’s meant to entertain. Come on guysssss

[Us Weekly @usweekly]

Not every couple survives the reality TV curse, especially in Bachelor Nation. https://t.co/OQrLXhBdE5

[Jaclyn Swartz @JaclynSwartz]

I LOVE when bachelor/bachelorette leads get out from under production voodoo and surprise us all with hysterical/amazing personalities. Gabby Windey and Sean Lowe are THE examples of this 🙌🏼