Jacki Garringer

I can lick my elbow!

[Jacki Garringer @Jaclyn_Kay]

I have been all in my feels the last couple days....I don’t like being all sappy! 😭😭😭

[Jacki Garringer @Jaclyn_Kay]

Talking to @amvance is just good for the soul!! #ShesTheBeesKnees

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@amvance That’s what @TheHawkNasty said too, but I called!! Maybe my phone is being dumb!

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Nobody’s answering their phones today...that’s fine I guess...I didn’t want to talk to any of you anyway! 😑

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Margarita Thursday is officially back on tonight!!!

[Jacki Garringer @Jaclyn_Kay]

When you’re wearing a mask and have to sneeze, do you: take it off and sneeze into your arm, or sneeze in the mask and have all the icky from the sneeze in the mask with you for the rest of the day?! #SeriousQuestion

[Jacki Garringer @Jaclyn_Kay]

If it were possible for me to own every dog in the world, I would!!

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Y’all, my mom is tripping!! This quarantine thing has her not thinking straight at all!! 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ #SheHasAMulletNow

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Have I mentioned how much I love April Fools?! #nooneissafe

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Apparently everyone I work with thinks I’m an alcoholic...I ain’t mad about it though! #freebooze

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Happy birthday @_ChefDon_

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“You have a goose coming out ya ass, ya loosey goosey!” #ShitBrettSays

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“I know I have loose skin, I’m not tight!” #ShitBrettSays

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Happy 21st birthday to this fine piece of man meat! @whoishawknasty #oldman #hidethegrey

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@aaronmoystner happy birthday kid!!

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Who’s trying to help me get a bird out of this house?! #SeriousQuestion

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“The kids can’t hear me because they’re listening to kidz bop” 😂😂

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Karen is NOT happy @kfcradio (via ig:Chelbk)

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@aaronmoystner My the odds be ever in your favor!

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I thank God everyday for my mom! She is a saint!

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Reason 1425775 that I hate cold weather: I can’t scratch my back with all these layers on! #BringBackSummer