Jacky M

The name is Jacky.. i can do magic..... Just not outside Hogwarts

[Jacky M @Jaclyn_Maistry]

@BrandonSheer happy bornday brutha!!! Hope ur day is pretty rocking so far

[Jacky M @Jaclyn_Maistry]

Stephen Hawking may be a super genius, but I can make fart noises with my armpits.

[Jacky M @Jaclyn_Maistry]

Almost went to jail today. Scared the crap out of me. Yeah ... those monopoly games get pretty intense.

[Jacky M @Jaclyn_Maistry]

Just found salt and pepper.

[Jacky M @Jaclyn_Maistry]

Three reasons to stand up: 1. To get the remote 2. To go to the bathroom 3. Because you're the real Slim Shady

[Jacky M @Jaclyn_Maistry]

Happy birthday George Lucas!!!

[Jacky M @Jaclyn_Maistry]

@JennyJohnsonHi5 bet she's so proud. That is of her son the beater RT "@chrisbrown: Momma you deserve the world for bringing me in it!!!"

[Jacky M @Jaclyn_Maistry]

Sadly enough, people with epilepsy have the moves like Jagger.

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

Cocks and Balls tomorrow. RT @KimKardashian: Arms and Abs today.

[Jacky M @Jaclyn_Maistry]

I turned my phone on "AIRPLANE MODE" and threw it into the air. Worst transformer ever.

[Jacky M @Jaclyn_Maistry]

Patrick: Seems like we've been walking forever! Squidward: You've only took three steps. Patrick: Felt like four.

[Jacky M @Jaclyn_Maistry]

@hitRECordJoe I wanna work with you when I finish study. Boom

[Jacky M @Jaclyn_Maistry]

The letter q needs to get a real job.

[Jacky M @Jaclyn_Maistry]

This day is pregnant with possibilities, but I just found out they're not mine.

[Jacky M @Jaclyn_Maistry]

In a thousand years.... Archaeologists will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment.

[Jacky M @Jaclyn_Maistry]

@azizansari lol. Some1 is jizzing hardcore for the #expendables2

[Jacky M @Jaclyn_Maistry]

@astoncain. So here is how board I was. Got the superheroes on my nails

[Jacky M @Jaclyn_Maistry]

@NeoniniRobz @EastRandMullet hey. U know I'll always come back when I don't have to. BABCOM

[Jacky M @Jaclyn_Maistry]

@KusmiTeaUS I have. Its pretty delicious

[Jacky M @Jaclyn_Maistry]

@NeoniniRobz @EastRandMullet @HEYKAYBEE3 seriously?!? Are u being fucking serious?????