Jaclyn Sandler

[Jaclyn Sandler @JaclynnnMarie]

When you purposely don't buy chips so you don't want them and now I want chips and have no chips

[Jaclyn Sandler @JaclynnnMarie]

I didn't know it was possible for a heart to hurt this bad 💔

[Jaclyn Sandler @JaclynnnMarie]

Can I go to Disney World? Cause I could really use a happy place right now. 😔

[Jaclyn Sandler @JaclynnnMarie]

When you should be studying for finals and instead you spend 6 hours doing crafts for your nephew cause that's more fun 😁 #responsible

[Jaclyn Sandler @JaclynnnMarie]

When boys kiss your hand 😍😍😍

[Jaclyn Sandler @JaclynnnMarie]

You don't get to play the pitty me card anymore. It's been six months and you have a new boy

[Jaclyn Sandler @JaclynnnMarie]

Because when it's cold you have to wear a sweater! @catsofinstagram

[Jaclyn Sandler @JaclynnnMarie]

When the world seems to be going against you remember an airplane takes off against the wind, not with it✈️

[Jaclyn Sandler @JaclynnnMarie]

All my friends party for Halloween and I'm over here like Imma work 9 hours and watch zombie shows in bed with my cat!👍🏼👽

[Jaclyn Sandler @JaclynnnMarie]

Chy gave me a present for national cat day! Suprise!! It's puke... All over...

[Jaclyn Sandler @JaclynnnMarie]

Chy gave me a present for national cat day! Suprise!! It's puke... All over...

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

Someday my kids will be like, "hey mom, can we get another puppy" and I'm gonna be like, "heck yeah what a great idea" & we'll have 76 dogs

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

Idk what's funnier, his laugh or the T. rex costume 😂 https://t.co/diJicCUiER

[Jaclyn Sandler @JaclynnnMarie]

@frmgirl44 https://t.co/c1w6zz3BxU

[Jaclyn Sandler @JaclynnnMarie]

When boyfriend looks at chemistry homework and says I wish I knew what that meant and I reply me too babe.. Me too #imgoingtofailthistest

[Jaclyn Sandler @JaclynnnMarie]

Did you honestly think calling me a whore at work wasn't gonna come back to you? #nicetry #karmaisabitch

[Jaclyn Sandler @JaclynnnMarie]

Hey look that's me😁😁 https://t.co/Yo4Ewb6Jlg

[Clearwater Aquarium @CMAquarium]

Each day our dedicated turtle team feeds, medically treats & cares for the many resident & rehabbing turtles we have.