With the number of people who asked me, “What’s your nursery theme?” I started questioning how uncommon it had become to simply go with how I felt rather than mood-board a predetermined aesthetic from viral inspiration.
The lady hikes up her skirt and says, "Okay, do you recognize those faces?" The guy takes a long look, then replies, "Well, I don't know about those other dudes, but the guy in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson!"
And he did. Fast forward to a week, Gf reached out to me again, to tell me that it was just my brother viewing other people’s stories, and not actually stalking other women.