Alfy

I'm fat cause I dont chase these hoes 😘

[Alfy @JacobAlford63]

@Seraphinaf5 71

[Alfy @JacobAlford63]

@uglyfrye Ignorant ass white people. That's all it is 😂

[lynn dewitt, twïtters sweetheart @iamlynndewitt]

this is proof that rich people are so incredibly out of touch with reality

[BWell @reecektaker]

Kids today got it lucky they can find out school is cancelled thru a text message🤦🏾‍♂️They’ll never know the feeling waking up at 6am watching the bottom of the screen like a NFL DRAFT 😭

[Alfy @JacobAlford63]

@cheyyokay An Old school MAN is gonna ask you to go to dinner or for a drink to get to know each other in person. Whole lotta boys nowadays 🤧

[Micachu @M_Strongoli]

Ok, but when did Will Ferrell make these videos?😂

[Alfy @JacobAlford63]

@queenbrooklynn7 Not trying to be rude but how high were you in the first? 😂

[Alfy @JacobAlford63]

Just finished sanding then painting the new headboard for my lady... Since I cracked the last one with my big ass head😂

[Leon Lush @LeonLush]

You’d be out of a job if they didn’t

[Alfy @JacobAlford63]

@MegoLSX Its gonna be even colder friday! ❄❄

[Alfy @JacobAlford63]

#3 a success

[Alfy @JacobAlford63]

@kyliemaloneee 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Alfy @JacobAlford63]

@queenbrooklynn7 But where do yall live that let's you keep a pit 😭 My landlords a dick

[Alfy @JacobAlford63]

@oliviabutlerr21 Your baby has a big head...

[Tsnead @tsneadd]

If you’re from Texas, you might better know how to throw hands cuz every dude down here hot headed

[Alfy @JacobAlford63]

Happy birthday to my favorite cousin that ain't even related to me!! @oliviabutlerr21

[George Strait @GeorgeStrait]

When she checks yes ✔️