Jacob

PARODY ACCOUNT

NOT AFFILIATED WITH SPUNGUS OR CDARCHIVE

[Jacob @JacobArchiveCD]

THIS PARODY ACCOUNT HAS THE FOLLOWING CONTENT/TRIGGER WARNINGS

Mentions of SH/SUICIDE (It's Jacob CDarchive, it comes with the package.) Unhealthy coping mechanisms with Grief, overall dark topics

There will be lighthearted bits but I want to use this to explore Jacob's grief

[Jacob @JacobArchiveCD]

OOC: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!))
ok I go back to sleep now))

[IHasAFaceLULZ (Aubree) 🐇🐇🐇 (NOW!!!!!!!!!🥳🎂) @RVedition]

// WOOOOOOOOOOOO! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME 🎂🎂🎂🎂🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

[Jacob @JacobArchiveCD]

OOC: Me and the homies hiding from the Collector earlier

[Jacob @JacobArchiveCD]

OOC: I DID IT OH MY GOD I DID IT, I'M FREE

[Jacob @JacobArchiveCD]

OOC: I think I've figured out where the levers are, just gotta

Get them all without dying

[Jacob @JacobArchiveCD]

OOC: I think I've figured out where the levers are, just gotta

Get them all without dying

[Jacob @JacobArchiveCD]

I'm going insane
I know where two are
Theres a lever right at the start so that's three
I know where a fourth is but I consistently die at it
And I have NO IDEA where the fifth is

[Jacob @JacobArchiveCD]

I'm going insane
I know where two are
Theres a lever right at the start so that's three
I know where a fourth is but I consistently die at it
And I have NO IDEA where the fifth is

[Jacob @JacobArchiveCD]

OOC: I'm about to make a whole ass map for myself like I did for the one hedge maze place that everyone congregated into a few months/a year ago so help me))

[Jacob @JacobArchiveCD]

OOC: I'm about to make a whole ass map for myself like I did for the one hedge maze place that everyone congregated into a few months/a year ago so help me))

[Jacob @JacobArchiveCD]

OOC: This Stonemen section is gonna make me LOSE IT I just want to unlock the spriiiint))

[Jacob @JacobArchiveCD]

OOC: This Stonemen section is gonna make me LOSE IT I just want to unlock the spriiiint))

[Jacob @JacobArchiveCD]

- 'hey you forgot to put this offsale' so like, Ill never know

[Jacob @JacobArchiveCD]

OOC POST: Dude I found like the perfect scarf but I think its the creators personal use one for their Jacob design but also it's still on sale

I want it so bad but I know they probably just forgot to set it off sale, but there's also no way I can contact them and go+

[Jacob @JacobArchiveCD]

Theres aliens. Theres creatures. Theres.. A sun

All of these things and you're telling me not ONE of them seems to be able to bring him back?!

This is stupid. It's all stupid..

[Jacob @JacobArchiveCD]

I miss Father.

I want him to come back.

I'd do anything. I'd give up everything.

Anything.

[Jacob @JacobArchiveCD]

I miss Father.

I want him to come back.

I'd do anything. I'd give up everything.

Anything.

[Jacob @JacobArchiveCD]

My computer just gave out.

I really hope it'll turn back on..

[Jacob @JacobArchiveCD]

That was
Absolutely not a normal roblox character.

Terrifying!

[Jacob @JacobArchiveCD]

WHAT WAS THAT. WHO WAS THAT. WHAT, WHAT. WHAT.

[Jacob @JacobArchiveCD]

WHAT WAS THAT. WHO WAS THAT. WHAT, WHAT. WHAT.

[Jacob @JacobArchiveCD]

Why did the server lock.

[Jacob @JacobArchiveCD]

Why did the server lock.

[Jacob @JacobArchiveCD]

There are two neon green people as bright as the sun, I might need to take my statement back.

[Jacob @JacobArchiveCD]

This game.. Something about it makes me feel.. At home.

[Jacob @JacobArchiveCD]

This game.. Something about it makes me feel.. At home.

[Jacob @JacobArchiveCD]

It stormed so bad outside...

I thought a tornado was going to touch down.

. . .

I can't see the sky tonight, due to all the clouds.

[Jacob @JacobArchiveCD]

OOC: You pray idk

But all honesty just make sure to double, and then triple check))

[— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐋𝐔𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 . @SH3_W1LL_SUFFER]

//Question.

What if you are always half-asleep.

[Jacob @JacobArchiveCD]

OOC: 'but Mun, they ask if you want anything added or changed anyways!'

You underestimate how terrible I feel at any minor inconvenience ever.

[Jacob @JacobArchiveCD]

OOC: I commissioned an artist and I realized I forgot to ask them to add wings to the design they're gonna burn me at the stake when they ask me if they need to change anything for the design

Never put in commissions half asleep guys, don't be like me))