Sveriges tre största lögner:
Padelspelare: ”Jag är nivå 6-7” Golfspelare: ”Jag slår 150m med J7”
Flickvänner: ”Vi köper väl inget till varandra i år va?”
Adriano Galliani (Monza CEO) on how Mari is mentally: “I thought he was doing pretty well, but I’m not a doctor, so I can’t say much. He’s clear-headed. His wife went with him. Pablo is so strong! He said he’ll be playing on Monday evening!” [Sky] #afc
Imagine the Nottingham Forest summer signings doing their initiation songs in the hotel the night before their next away game, it’ll be like fucking Live Aid.