Jacob

Moaning about Leeds United and seeing the world.

[Jacob @JacobAtkinson_]

Yesterday, at half time, I was watching Harry Kewell who praising Weston McKennie's first half and I thought I'd died and woken up in hell #lufc

[Alelliott 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @alelliott88]

This is how I got all my news growing up

[Jacob @JacobAtkinson_]

T20 tickets secured for Australia England at the end of the year. A summer of punishment just wasn't enough 🏏

[Jacob @JacobAtkinson_]

@thebubstar90 @JustinKeane2 @classicshirts @NFFC No trefoil badge though

[Jacob @JacobAtkinson_]

Been about 10 years clean of the 8 Ball Pool game on my phone but I've relapsed

[Jacob @JacobAtkinson_]

@GoonerGirlArt @sharpy9894 Embraced Wenger

[Jacob @JacobAtkinson_]

Balls Up could be one of the worst films I've ever watched

[Jacob @JacobAtkinson_]

Can't dislike Jamie Vardy can you? Documentary is absolutely top drawer. Just your normal bloke from down the pub who is ace at what he does

[Jonny Cooper @JRCooper26]

Avoid defeat against Brighton and that’ll leave just Arsenal and Man City who’ve done a double over us this season. Pretty remarkable record as a promoted club. They really have done us proud these last few months. #lufc

[Jacob @JacobAtkinson_]

With all the horrible things that have happened in the world in recent years; Covid, cost of living crisis, wars etc. The whole world deserves a Spurs relegation and Arsenal bottling another title race.

[Keats @KeatonFisher19]

Imagine losing your life savings and then you’ve got fucking Wall-E & his mates Gegenpressing you as you try leave

[Adonis Storr @theadelites]

5 years ago today Tottenham Hotspur were one of the English clubs who tried to pull the football ladder up from under them, by announcing their involvement in the short-lived European Super League.

Their proposal would have broken the fundamental rule that underpins the national game - that sliver of a dream all fans have, that their team might climb the pyramid and compete with the best.

It seems fitting and ironic that today Spurs sit in the relegation zone having still not won this calendar year.

They tried to leave the Premier League for greener pastures, instead Tottenham Hotspur are on the verge of relegation.

And because of their willingness to betray the national game, few fans from ‘the other 14’ will have any sympathy at all.

[Jacob @JacobAtkinson_]

Found a boozer playing Italy vs USA from the 2006 World Cup for no reason whatsoever and the guy next to me is drinking both red wine and Guinness. You've got to applaud it

[Jacob @JacobAtkinson_]

You look like a proper nerd when you're running through a train station

[Jacob @JacobAtkinson_]

White kinder bueno cornettos. Holy shit balls

[Jacob @JacobAtkinson_]

Kalvin Phillips and Patrick Bamford playing for Chris Wilder at Sheff United? What weird world have I woke up in?

[Jacob @JacobAtkinson_]

@dailytelegraph Don't show the sharks this. It'll piss them off even more

[Jacob @JacobAtkinson_]

Any of these countries that do your tits and teeth for you, taking tonsils out yet? Seem to get tonsillitis all the time and I don't know why nobody's ever not suggested taking the little bastards out.

[Jacob @JacobAtkinson_]

Don't fuck with the sun, kids. Took it on today and come off second best.

[Jacob @JacobAtkinson_]

Think Steve Smith is one of the biggest wankers in sport but he's very good at cricket