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@catherinechap Keanu Reeves: the boyfriend of the internet 🙌🏻

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@catherinechap 😂😂🤣

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@catherinechap 💀

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@catherinechap

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@alanwilco Rat

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@alanwilco Mouse

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If I were to start a Led Zeppelin cover band, I’d call it ‘Plant Based’. Who’s in?

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I gotta get this ice bucket

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Don’t you point at me with those curious eyes you random baby at the store...you’re only boosting the chosen one narrative I’ve got going in my head...

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My dog, Lulu, has been shitting the bed at night a lot in her old age. So, my mom went out and bought backups...I worry this will be part of the weekly grocery list lol

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@catherinechap Nahhh fam...whatcha mean?

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

Tech tip for people who aren't as tech-savvy as me:

When you press the h button on your keyboard, you get a lower-case h. But what if you want an upper-case h? Easy! Just go to the wikipedia page on horses, copy the upper-case h and paste it into your document. Problem solved 👍

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How Bible Belt dental hygienists be...

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@catherinechap Total GILF vibes

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@catherinechap

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@catherinechap Seriously! Lol, why do people need the:
“No one:
Absolutely no one:”

Just make the joke!

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@cole_whittlesey So cringe dude. He’s grinning like someone who got away with something.

[pao rodriguez @sighpaola]

If you don’t have this hair cut, don’t even THINK about wearing boots. It’s a lifestyle not a fashion..

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@catherinechap He’s like...a journalist version of John Mulaney 🤔

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I love Malcolm Gladwell, but he’s got potent ‘theater kid’ vibes.