Jacob Bayless

I just use Twitter for my girlfriend

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Me during my anti-Kroger comedy routine:

More like Dumbing-Kroger effect, amirite?

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@nicolelh98 Love you cutie 🥰

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@7Veritas4

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@nicolelh98 Cute :))

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Hello https://t.co/41aJGLBLjp. I am very upset right now because my girlfriend is beating me in Wingspan on Nintendo Switch, my favorite game. She has beaten me, and is also very cute, but I wish she would stop beating me in Wingspan:((8(

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@nardus_stricta @WrldWideTravelr @jtrebach Yeah. I can imagine that antivenoms meant to treat envenomations from a Common Adder wouldn't be too effective at treating bites from a Gaboon Viper or a King Cobra. We've got a lot of native venomous species here!

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@nardus_stricta @WrldWideTravelr @jtrebach Actually most venomous snake bites in the U.S. can be treated by one snake venom, Crofab. This treats envenomations from snakes in the Crotolinae subfamily, which includes Copperheads, Cottonmouths, and Rattlesnakes in the U.S.

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@nicolelh98 @themouseyouknow Don't forget the fine china

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@nicolelh98 A beautiful experience to spend with my favorite person ❤️

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@nicolelh98 They are one in the same

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@nicolelh98 As if you need an excuse to watch Love Island (UK) again

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@nicolelh98 Here's to many more happy years together ☺️

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@NatureGirl_CA @elibond15 @pabloisdope @JPlumber510 @image3studio @GeorgeTakei He's also gone on record talking about how his whole character as an "anti-elitist" conservative is nothing but a facade. His lawyer's defense for him spreading fake news was that "No sane person would believe he was telling the truth". Quite the role model!

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@NatureGirl_CA @elibond15 @pabloisdope @JPlumber510 @image3studio @GeorgeTakei You're right. We shouldn't judge people based on their upbringing. We should judge Tucker Carlson for being a complete piece of shit.

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@nicolelh98 Please let one of them be replaced by Jeff Goldblum 🥺

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@nicolelh98 We. Have. Won.

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@nicolelh98 Your style is quite jocose, indeed 🧐

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@nicolelh98 Bravo, madam. Bravo 👏👏

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@nicolelh98 You've got to be kidding me. That is, without a doubt, the single-most humorous joke I have ever seen. Not only have you successfully incorporated clever wordplay, but you've also done so in a fashion that humiliates Ron Desantis even further, feat I thought was impossible.