Jacob B Geraghty

I am a bitch #sorrynotsorry #teampuss LOL Not Jacob Geraghty

[Jacob B Geraghty @JacobBitchSauce]

@Steph_Ussatis you're a fugly bitch

[Jacob B Geraghty @JacobBitchSauce]

@dannythehoodrat @TerraBjerken @JakeFolska I literally only eat sausage and Velveeta....

[Jacob B Geraghty @JacobBitchSauce]

Me and my buddies do this all the time, not impressed. https://t.co/ws3S2B6SFs

[Jacob B Geraghty @JacobBitchSauce]

Check out this hilarious #meme I made of my cousin Earl!

[Jacob B Geraghty @JacobBitchSauce]

Meet me at Tommy Central at 3 if you want to wrestle. Women and children only please.

[Jacob B Geraghty @JacobBitchSauce]

@afolska because I the fricken man!

[Jacob B Geraghty @JacobBitchSauce]

No one hit me with their car today...... #pusscakes

[Jacob B Geraghty @JacobBitchSauce]

@justinbieber u r a q t

[Jacob B Geraghty @JacobBitchSauce]

I dare someone to hit me with their car today. Don't worry, I won't press charges.

[Jacob B Geraghty @JacobBitchSauce]

I'm conducting a biology experiment. Males, please DM me a picture of your genitals. Thank you for your time and your interest in science!

[Jacob B Geraghty @JacobBitchSauce]

First person to mushroom stamp me gets drinks on me all day!

[Jacob B Geraghty @JacobBitchSauce]

@dannythehoodrat @JakeFolska @AlexWhited20 please slap me in the ass as many times as possible today. Video capture would be great.

[Jacob B Geraghty @JacobBitchSauce]

@Josh_Young21 no

[Jacob B Geraghty @JacobBitchSauce]

@Josh_Young21 is not real.

[Jacob B Geraghty @JacobBitchSauce]

@emschroeder23 Dear Emily, I am your biggest fan. Love you!

[Jacob B Geraghty @JacobBitchSauce]

My ass feels like 2 week old ground beef! #roadtrip

[Baba Rampuri @BabaRampuri]

Patanjali Yoga Sutras 8: http://t.co/Bhh6iwAL1l via @YouTube

[Alex Whited @AlexWhited20]

"You better not sleep with anything less than a chastity belt tonight cause my head is going up your ass later" - @JacobBitchSauce