LARSON

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[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

Dear Alicia Keys,

Name one right that women DON’T have in America?! I will wait.

Please know that women are FREE to join men working on offshore oil rigs, on deep sea crabbing and fishing vessels, logging trees with gigantic chainsaws, underwater welding for bridge construction and underground mining.

You and purty lady friends can also collect garbage and recycling at 6 in the morning and when you’re done with that you girls are welcome to risk your lives restoring electricity on high power lines.

These “rights” are waiting for you but you gals won’t do it, because you need men to do it. Because that is what men do: risk their lives day in and day out so you lovely girls can just pretend that all those things magically take care of themselves while you bitch and moan about perceived injustices and lack of rights.

So you go girl, Enjoy your electricity and your roads being repaired and your garbage being magically picked up every Tuesday morning and your fancy vegetables and grass fed steaks trucked into your grocery store at 5 in the morning, while you have Vietnamese ladies paint your toenails.

You can call it toxic masculinity, but you would cry your lovely fake eyelashes off when your Air Conditioning breaks down for more than 3 hours.

Your welcome!

Yours truly,
MEN

[LARSON @JacobCLarson]

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the REPUBLIC for which it stands, one nation under God, INDIVISIBLE, with liberty and justice for ALL. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

[LARSON @JacobCLarson]

😂🤣

[Anticommie @QueenAnticommie]

Men, don’t try this at home

[LARSON @JacobCLarson]

Don’t pull it if you’re not gonna use it 😐🤦‍♂️

[J. @izthisJudah]

A Black woman harasses and pulls out a gun on a White dad and his 14-year-old son. Dad fights back, disarms her, and knocks the violent thug out cold.

[LARSON @JacobCLarson]

@keezafaith Can yes, but absolutely will not. 😖😅

[LARSON @JacobCLarson]

Brutal 😳😅

[Chloe Roma @The_RomaArmy]

Don’t get mad 😂

[LARSON @JacobCLarson]

😳🤣

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Wow

[LARSON @JacobCLarson]

My latest… https://t.co/Nsnor8AV1f

[LARSON @JacobCLarson]

They belong to the streets! 🤣

[LARSON @JacobCLarson]

🤣

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

Never gets old. 🤣

[LARSON @JacobCLarson]

What the….nah, this ain’t right 😳😱😅

[Zoe Smith @SmithZoe22704]

😂 Hilarious 😂😂........

Toilet plungers pranks with partner 😂😂😂.......

So funny moments 😂😂😂.........

[LARSON @JacobCLarson]

@dalila_qui52585 @grok @harrysoulcoach @EYESWIDEOP3N2 What part is wrong?

[LARSON @JacobCLarson]

Yup

[Santa Trump.. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @lovetocook12345]

Love it..

[LARSON @JacobCLarson]

😳😅

[𝘃𝗲𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗮 @gidlefangurl]

Protect her at ALL costs

[LARSON @JacobCLarson]

@Zack_magaig This is already a thing. 🙄🤦‍♂️