Jacob Williams

"You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not..."
- John Lennon

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

🚨 ALERT ALERT ALERT!🚨
THE BARRY LYNDON x 21 SAVAGE EDIT IS BACK!!! 🔥🙏🔥

[Jacob Williams @JacobCamzabob]

thinking of norm macdonald, a north american man, correcting james cordon, a british man, to not use the informal north american version, live on television, uncomfortably to the near silence of the studio audience

[grayfruit @thegrayfruit]

just learned about this regional difference in definitions for the word "nonplussed" and it kinda ruined my day. the way we use it in america is basically an antonym to how it's used anywhere else. why are we like this?

[Jacob Williams @JacobCamzabob]

a series of human beings answering questions in fun lighthearted manner, followed by ghoulish, shiny plastic surgery faced chris pratt saying he'd like to fight metroid.

[Eric Jaffe @ericljaffe]

The cast of The Super Mario Galaxy Movie on which video game characters they'd like to fight in a Super Smash movie:

Donald Glover: "The dog from Duck Hunt."

Jack Black: "Link, I'll kick you in the clink."

Anya Taylor-Joy: "I don't want to kick this person's ass, but I want to team up with Zelda."

Charlie Day: "There's a game called Ghosts and Goblins, and it was so hard... [I'd like to] just go back and blast through all the villains in that game."

Chris Pratt: "I'd be super eager to see Metroid and defeat Mother Brain."

See the full interview by @JakesTakes: https://t.co/98acaMRwnx

[Jacob Williams @JacobCamzabob]

Do we have the world tour comment? Please tell me we have the world tour comment.

[Block Topickz @BlockTopickz]

Justin Timberlake when he saw what officers put down as his race:

[Jacob Williams @JacobCamzabob]

I can't believe how radicalised I'm becoming against superhero films stop making them.

Except the batman.

[Jacob Williams @JacobCamzabob]

And duncan Idaho, who did not die!

[DUNE @dunemovie]

Are you ready? #DuneMovie

Be the first to see the teaser, live on TikTok. Tomorrow at 9:00am PT / 12:00pm ET

[Jacob Williams @JacobCamzabob]

Like fifteen 9/11s to me fuck

[Real Time @RealTimeRating]

Los científicos advierten que dormir en esta posición es lo peor que puedes hacerle a tu columna.

[Jacob Williams @JacobCamzabob]

New angle dropped holy

[lo messiah @timchals]

the behind the scenes 😭

[Jacob Williams @JacobCamzabob]

is that a chinese marty supreme jacket? oh no

[Jacob Williams @JacobCamzabob]

hoooooly fuck i still have it for 8 days im set

[Jacob Williams @JacobCamzabob]

ted season 2 released without me knowing im not paying for binge fuck you fuck fuck

[Jacob Williams @JacobCamzabob]

This is the second tweet I've seen today that just doesn't know what quotes are for. You can't just reword what someone said, it's no longer a quote. Frustratingly, both tweets were things I was agreeing with, but we gotta learn how quotes work man

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

New Yorker: “Private equity and predatory landlords destroyed this city.”

NBC: “Okay, we’re done here.”

Say the quiet part out loud on live TV and suddenly the interview is over.

Funny how “free speech” disappears the moment you blame the people actually cashing the checks.

[Jacob Williams @JacobCamzabob]

needing that mission impossible box set right about now please tom

[Jacob Williams @JacobCamzabob]

Can't stop touching my head like Brando

[Jacob Williams @JacobCamzabob]

Almost liked a Maga page because how in the world can anyone take 'i just wanna drive my truck' seriously what the hell they're criticising bad bunny?

[Mr. Star Spangled MAGA @4thOfJuly365]

Whatever you do today, DO NOT share this video showing the difference between the two halftime shows.

We wouldn't want to make ourselves look any better than we already do ☺️

[Jacob Williams @JacobCamzabob]

Life kinda feeling like children of men rn

[Jacob Williams @JacobCamzabob]

Sometimes a morbid thought turns into a morbid google and then you're like woah that was morbid why did I google that.

[Jacob Williams @JacobCamzabob]

One of my favourite things a sitcom can do is imply offscreen shenanigans that could be an episode.
The community clip show episodes are close to my heart

[Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpsons1]

Your father can be surprisingly sensitive.

When I giggled at his Sherlock Holmes hat...he sulked for a week and then closed his detective agency.

#Simpsons

[Jacob Williams @JacobCamzabob]

Haven't bought any high definition Blu ray recently. Getting antsy.

[Jacob Williams @JacobCamzabob]

man i cannot be assed rewatching avatar 1 and 2, so many movies exist and i gotta spend 6 hours reacquainting myself with the blue people so the third one hits a little harder