Jacob Carlson

Tan almost everywhere, Jan almost everywhere.

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If the government doesn’t open in 15 minutes, we are legally allowed to leave the country

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@PhillipMoore_ @Solobeeezy @AndrewYang Every time I open Twitter it’s you two having the same debate on a different thread lmao

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@alloveranthony Memories. I spelt memorize. Like an IDIOT.

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@zingingcutie22 Who was your first pick?

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Really helpful, thanks!

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Give Dave Sims his moment! @Mariners

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@houseboyy Dude, every time I look at my phone

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This guy sucks so much. Shoutout to that teacher and all teachers for doing their best given the circumstances

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Yes, you’re the only person whose life changed in an eight month long global pandemic.

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@Zachiswack2000 Zing!!

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@Nasiim22 I’m 6’4 and I’m a good person

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@MaraSiverson Señor frogs. Midnight.

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Organizing a giant group hug in Chelan this weekend, DM for more info

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@chisakanon @Sara_Aley

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@zingingcutie22 https://t.co/vUMjrFpy1n sounds like you should be able to say no and keep unemployment since you’re being asked to work in a completely different place

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@Breadmobile @Roelvelde @Hereticalmist @thebadbucket @willmenaker Really interesting, thanks for taking the time to type that out!

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I want a kiss cam at my funeral

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Sat here for too long wondering why the cameraman climbed in the trunk before I realized he just put the camera in there 🤦🏼‍♂️

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There was a herd of bison walking right toward me at @YellowstoneNPS today!