Jacob

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The gauntlet has been thrown down!

The prophecy will be fulfilled.

Model S price changes to $69,420 tonight!

[Jacob @JacobCollins52]

Underrated good feeling: when a mosquito flies outside without making an effort.

[Jacob @JacobCollins52]

@SolomonJSanchez Atta boy Sol

[Jacob @JacobCollins52]

@JackLampert1 Blueberry>Grape>Strawberry>Apricot jam

[Jacob @JacobCollins52]

Pockets invented multitasking

[Jacob @JacobCollins52]

What was life like before pockets were invented?

[Jacob @JacobCollins52]

@JackLampert1 @nothighfr @AndrewT07481403 If I’m getting a new black splash I’m looking into more of an Italian Fieldstone

[Jacob @JacobCollins52]

@WinchMtRushmore B Locke by a landslide

[Jacob @JacobCollins52]

@JackLampert1 @sweatyhairy @lilsamsquanch66 Fair

[Jacob @JacobCollins52]

@BHS_AT_Eric @GoBHSBulldogs @bhsbulldawgs @SafeSports1989 Pure electricity

[Jacob @JacobCollins52]

@winsportsadvise How do I make this my new ringtone?

[Barstool Maryland @barstoolUMD]

This is Gavin. Be more like Gavin.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

My personal fyrefest: this flight im on dosent have WiFi, but on the bright side the flight attendent just got on the loud speaker and asked a traveler named Jonathan Loser to identfy himself

[Jacob @JacobCollins52]

@bhsbulldawgs I REPEAT DO NOT WEAR BLACK, WEAR TROPICAL

[Jacob @JacobCollins52]

@bhsbulldawgs TROPICAL

[Jacob @JacobCollins52]

@bhsbulldawgs TROPICAL NOT BLACKOUT

[Bedford Baseball @BaseballBedford]

Just showed up to practice and this is what I am working with. Few words to explain this nightmare. Playoff mustaches, bleached tips, and gross tank tops. #bedfordelite

[Alex Barth @RealAlexBarth]

All three Boston Sports championship-appearance clinching plays and celebrations of the last calendar year

Who has it better than us?

#RedSox #Patriots #NHLBruins

[Bedford Baseball @BaseballBedford]

Bulldogs collect their first win with an 8-4 defeat of Dover. @KyleLavigne24 goes 2-3 with a 2B and a 2 run 1st inning bomb to center. @JacobCollins52 @RyanJuliano_3 and @AveryMosseau each with multiple extra base hits. @blake_murray25 picks up the W on the bump.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Also to show I am a man of honor and integrity I’ll admit I was kind of wrong. And congrats @UVAMensHoops who completed 1 of great redemption stories in history of sports. Maybe greatest. Storybook stuff. Disney wouldn’t even write this script. Credit to me for admitting it.