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[⚽️ @JacobConlon5]

That Lego headed prick can fuck off

[Francis @FrancisChipp]

EXCLUSIVE 🚨: Newcastle United are set to activate their £45m buy back clause for Leeds United star Sean Longstaff, Longstaff is seen as the long term replacement for Bruno Guimarães.

[⚽️ @JacobConlon5]

Fuck it do we bring Longstaff back boys? #NUFC

[⚽️ @JacobConlon5]

In Eddie We Trust

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Bruno Guimaraes informs Newcastle United of wish to leave & join Arsenal. #AFC stepping up pursuit - ready to offer deal worth up to £60m at present but no club-to-club contact yet + #NUFC stance still not entertaining bids for 28yo @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/6W3cpcqKKh

[⚽️ @JacobConlon5]

Now have Fabrizio drop a Lewis Hall to Man United “Here We Go!” #nufc

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Bruno Guimaraes informs Newcastle United of wish to leave & join Arsenal. #AFC stepping up pursuit - ready to offer deal worth up to £60m at present but no club-to-club contact yet + #NUFC stance still not entertaining bids for 28yo @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/6W3cpcqKKh

[⚽️ @JacobConlon5]

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[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Bruno Guimaraes informs Newcastle United of wish to leave & join Arsenal. #AFC stepping up pursuit - ready to offer deal worth up to £60m at present but no club-to-club contact yet + #NUFC stance still not entertaining bids for 28yo @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/6W3cpcqKKh

[⚽️ @JacobConlon5]

@21Milner He’s too good, hopefully he doesn’t have a betting scandal

[⚽️ @JacobConlon5]

Fab is washed af

[⚽️ @JacobConlon5]

Performative male of the year goes too

[Speedy HQ @IShowSpeedHQ]

🚨| BREAKING: SPEED IS IN TEARS AS CRISTIANO RONALDO AND PORTUGAL ARE ELIMINATED FROM THE WORLD CUP 💔💔🇵🇹

[ben🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @bennufc_18]

MAKE IT ENGLAND 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[⚽️ @JacobConlon5]

@AdamP1242 GET IN HE SHAGS WHO HE WANTS

[⚽️ @JacobConlon5]

@MrBeast 264920

[⚽️ @JacobConlon5]

Why the fuck does one of the Animaniacs have a scouse accent like

[⚽️ @JacobConlon5]

@ToonTakeover_ Can’t wait to watch Tonali try to abandon another ship he helped sink

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Lukaku against Senegal

[𝗧𝗼𝗼𝗻 𝗧𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 #𝗡𝗨𝗙𝗖 @ToonTakeover_]

Whatever happens, never compare these two to one another.

One has poured blood, sweat and tears into this Club.

The other - despite being supported through his darkest days - has jumped ship at the first opportunity.

One has the heart of a lion.

The other, a mouse.

#NUFC

[🇧🇷🏁 @joelixton]

Being an English Newcastle United fan in 2026

[⚽️ @JacobConlon5]

Bellingham is overrated

[⚽️ @JacobConlon5]

@MagpieMediaX @MailSport Ongoing talks FC

[🇧🇷🏁 @joelixton]

Mate even Mother Nature is taking the piss out of us now I genuinely can’t be arsed