Jacob Turner

Doors are cool

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WARNING: Strange man trying to find doorbells around Rockwall! Spread the word!

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Help! I think Elden Ring is making me a better person!

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I used to think I could maybe take Putin in a fight, but after hearing he got his black belt taken away, I KNOW I can😤

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The recent nuclear power plant scare in Ukraine is making me want to go rewatch Chernobyl

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Oh, you’re good at wordle? Okay, solve one of these.

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@Ianlarsen77 Ding ding ding

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Once #computers gain sentience and take over the #world, they’re going to look back at #crypto mines in #horror like how we look back at coal mines #nft

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Pictures my parents have from when they were my age vs. pictures I have:

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@cookthompkins #nft

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The bots were funny at first but I’m getting sick and tired of these dudes coming around here

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My cousins account got hacked so I decided to make a bit out of it

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I used #nft once, and now I’m getting #nft ads all over my twitter page! #nfts_suck!

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@jack_ebook That’s highly unlikely

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Picked up this baby today off of OpenSea! #NFT forever!

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feel like shit just want her* back

*𝒸𝒽𝒾𝒸𝓀-𝒻𝒾𝓁-𝒶 𝒸𝒽𝒾𝒸𝓀𝑒𝓃 𝓈𝒶𝓁𝒶𝒹 𝓈𝒶𝓃𝒹𝓌𝒾𝒸𝒽

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Apparently, the fire alarm in our apartment has a “no toast” rule

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Currently plotting Matthew Fitzgerald’s demise if anyone has any ideas

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@cookthompkins That Peter Griffin guy is very funny. I specifically enjoy his performance in the tv show “Family Guy”

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@daltonghen I better see some ass today

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@kaelands These are awesome!

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There’s no way that Tyson chicken factories aren’t haunted