jacob 🍇 🇵🇸

Overgrown emo. Sommelier. 4 x winner of the sexiest man alive award. he/him.

[jacob 🍇 🇵🇸 @JacobCrawley94]

New profile picture. Thanks to @actfourphoto for making me look even more hot

[jacob 🍇 🇵🇸 @JacobCrawley94]

Wine companies love to talk about sustainability and talk about how much they care about the environment, but when faced with "pay a graphic designer or generate some AI slop", I'm starting to see a lot of them show their true colours

[Sunday League @SundayShoutsFC]

The 5 greatest volleys of all time...

Marco Van Basten.
Paolo Di Canio.
Matt Le Tissier.
Wayne Rooney
This lad...

[jacob 🍇 🇵🇸 @JacobCrawley94]

Easter is about eating enough bread and drinking enough wine to avoid communion for another year

[jacob 🍇 🇵🇸 @JacobCrawley94]

Nah fuck this we don't need another fucking rat

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Newcastle United reach verbal agreement with Brentford to sign Yoane Wissa. #BrentfordFC view deal as £55m fixed, #NUFC suggest £50m rising to £55m. Expected to be paid half now, half 2026 + 25% sell-on. Permission granted to take medical @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/HNJxTmnrzA

[jacob 🍇 🇵🇸 @JacobCrawley94]

@Im_RobM Can't score a 1v1 to save his life either

[jacob 🍇 🇵🇸 @JacobCrawley94]

@gw850 Great ability but yeah, his character is a concern and we don't need another rat

[jacob 🍇 🇵🇸 @JacobCrawley94]

@HLTCO Crazy the amount of Liverpool fans in your replies who think that because he apparently said he wants to go, Newcastle should just accept whatever Liverpool want to pay instead of holding out for their valuation

[jacob 🍇 🇵🇸 @JacobCrawley94]

Let him waste away in the reserves then

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Alexander Isak adamant he will not play for Newcastle again. Even if window closes without exit 25yo views #NUFC career over + no wish to reintegrate. Club say not for sale but exploring market amid Liverpool interest & striker wants #LFC @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/0z6Ry0nZrU

[jacob 🍇 🇵🇸 @JacobCrawley94]

By economic potential, they of course mean potential to increase rich peoples bank balances at the expense of workers

[alex ✌️ @NHLN0VA]

i view using chat gpt as a serious moral failing and i will judge and think less of you for it

[jacob 🍇 🇵🇸 @JacobCrawley94]

@FuckBurgo Oh fuck. Thinking of you man. Hope your brother is okay. Sending love ❤️

[jacob 🍇 🇵🇸 @JacobCrawley94]

I absolutely fucking hate landlords

[Hadi @HadiNasrallah]

Francesca Albanese is sanctioned by the US while ICC-wanted Netanyahu is being welcomed and sponsored in the White House amid the most documented genocide in history. We are living in the lowest point of humanity

[Ashok Kumar @comrade_kumar_]

Israeli soldiers are mutilating at least 50 children beyond recognition every day.

Western media:

[B.M. @ireallyhateyou]

🧵Calls for revenge by Netzach Yehuda Battalion soldiers, since the incident where 5 of them were eliminated.

Instagram story by a soldier wounded yesterday, depicting two shells bearing the names of two of those killed. Caption says "WE WILL AVENGE, WE WILL BURN, WE WILL RAPE"

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

Israel has been killing about 100 Palestinians a day in Gaza, yet there are zero headlines about it in NYT over the last week.

The New York Times prioritizes the deaths of soldiers committing genocide over their victims.

[Omar Sakr @omarsakrpoet]

THIS, THIS, THIS—EVERYWHERE! Make it so.

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

BREAKING: The UN has just come out and confirmed that the new Israeli rape hoax report's claim about Hamas systematic weaponized use of sexual violence is false, and was proven to be without any credible evidence by all the independent expert UN and human rights investigations

[jacob 🍇 🇵🇸 @JacobCrawley94]

One of the deadliest days for the IDF is barely even a fraction of the deadliness of an average day for Palestinian civilians

Fuck Israel. Fuck the IDF. Fuck the ABC for spinning this propaganda

[ABC News @abcnews]

Five Israeli soldiers have been killed in combat in the Gaza Strip, the military said on Tuesday, in one of the deadliest days for Israeli forces in the Palestinian territory this year. https://t.co/FydzFGsPxA