Jacob Cross

Christian. Conservative. Cop. Future Author (even though that breaks my awesome alliteration).

[Jacob Cross @JacobCrossTX]

@JoshuaLisec You are a good writer indeed.

“Thought-shallow routines” is one of the better turns of phrase I have heard in a bit.

And Mr. Banana’s post was awesome as well.

[Jacob Cross @JacobCrossTX]

@BonnieBlueTK @m_takewaka Agreed. Although I live in Texas.

No need for a barbecue civil war, because Texas has already won it.

We know how to cook cow down here.

[Jacob Cross @JacobCrossTX]

@tracybeanz He's not wrong.

Bookshelf.

Flower pot.

Stuffed animal, an owl specifically (that's where my wife kept hers for a while).

You never know where a gun is stashed.

[Jacob Cross @JacobCrossTX]

@nicksortor @MrAndyNgo Minor correction, a responding Alvarado police officer was shot in the neck, not an ICE agent.

Not trying to be an “um ackchually” guy, it’s just that I want the small town cop recognized for his role. Not as a victim, but as the guy doing his job diving into the fray.

[Jacob Cross @JacobCrossTX]

@FenixAmmunition I’m sure you are on a watch list over this.

Actually, I’m sure you were on a watch list already. This just probably got you on another list.

[Jacob Cross @JacobCrossTX]

@8flat @FenixAmmunition I hear the car horn singing Dixie...

[Brandon Herrera @TheAKGuy]

One King.

[Jacob Cross @JacobCrossTX]

@Chesschick01 I keep telling them "don't promise me a good time."

[Jacob Cross @JacobCrossTX]

@KurtSchlichter Embrace the healing power of "and".

[Jacob Cross @JacobCrossTX]

@ChloeChloeChl19 @JennMGreenberg On it.

[Jacob Cross @JacobCrossTX]

@razorfist I’m so here for this documentary. John Candy was amazing.

[Jacob Cross @JacobCrossTX]

@infinitethird That's awesome. The perspective is mind blowing.

[Jacob Cross @JacobCrossTX]

@Sassafrass_84 Praying for you and your family.

[Jacob Cross @JacobCrossTX]

@Chesschick01 Is this an attempt to get neo-cons on board for space travel?

[Jacob Cross @JacobCrossTX]

Okay, this is next level political activism and trolling.

We'll played, Brits. Well played.

[Natalie F Danelishen @Chesschick01]

They are getting smart…

[Jacob Cross @JacobCrossTX]

@QTRBlackGarrett @Real_Life_Dad On it.

[Jacob Cross @JacobCrossTX]

@JesseKellyDC @DataRepublican @JoshuaLisec And where can one find this fabled recipe?

[Jacob Cross @JacobCrossTX]

@LibertyValkyrie Praying for your pup and you.

[Jacob Cross @JacobCrossTX]

@Bombshell_Squad Now I’m thinking I might swing by @dunkindonuts on the way to my morning appointment.

Bad people saying bad things about you is good - the Tao of @JoshuaLisec

[Jacob Cross @JacobCrossTX]

@DaveEDanna Sometimes that’s what having a pregnant wife is like.

But it’s also a bit like winning, so… I think you will survive!