Jacob Haskins

Appalachian, First Gen, OHIO University Grad, Success Advisor at Ohio University #SAPro

[Jacob Haskins @JacobEHaskins]

We started dog training this week and I think we killed Reuben’s last brain cell.

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@JordanVKelley Meijer is the best grocery store. It’s one of the only things I miss from Youngstown.

[Ohio University @ohiou]

Watching the rest of the state of Ohio wake up to snow on the ground 😓

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The student employee at the coffee shop on campus called me sir today and I feel like I aged a decade.

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@JordanVKelley I hope everyone knows how big of a move this is. Is there any house paint on the back seat?

[Amanda Rafkin @AmandaRafkin]

Wicked on the West End having to open its show last night with "GOOD NEWS! SHE'S DEAD!" as the literal first words of the performance is an unbelievable awkwardness that will truly never be duplicated.

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Does anyone else binge watch a podcast that’s like 12 years deep and then finish it and not know what to do with yourself?

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Which is the good option?

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This is a real question that I need an answer to, in this meme format which is the one you want to be? It never occurred to me people would want to be the sweater vest side of this.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Speak midwestern

No Yeah = Yes

Yeah no = No

Yeah no for sure = Definitely

Yeah no yeah = I’m sorry unfortunately, the answer is yes

No yeah no = oh yeah nothing to worry about

Welp: exclamation before it’s time to go or “I guess that’s how it goes”

Ope: shorthand apology

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

“Midwesterners will make 7 different salads for the fourth and none of them will have lettuce”

Midwesterner: do you want to come over or not?

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@katie_cammm

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I’m definitely not on my A game today. Instead of telling someone I was sorry to hear their dad died I said “I apologize for your dads death” and now I’m hoping they don’t think I did something to him.

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@JordanVKelley @xan_tastic1 There is now a Big Mamas in Columbus

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Reuben is supporting survivors of power based personal violence tonight in my A Mile Together shirt for Teal Tuesday. @ Youngstown, Ohio https://t.co/1aJQckIBQ6

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@HenarisHere11 I think the napkins left over from December takes the cake, or croissant in this case.

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If you are interested in working with a great staff and having an amazing coworker, my office is looking to hire a second Case Manager. Salary is between $42,767 and $45,000
Please let me know if you have any questions about the position.
https://t.co/zKsvy21dX0

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I had @Mythical playing on my second screen while I was working and saw someone I knew pop up. Small word and Congrats @JaszChanNOLE!

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At what point do parents stop assuming I am an undergraduate student? A parent didn’t know I was in the room when they called their student back after I met with the student and told them not to listen to me because I’m just a student and I don’t know what I am talking about.

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What does it say about me that it is -4° outside and I am ordering iced coffee from Starbucks before work?