Jacob Butler

Dad. Husband. Lawyer. Anti-Communist. Guns are my politics. Ron Paul is my spirit animal. All views expressed are satire, except for the ones that aren't.

[Jacob Butler @JacobEliButler]

@WoWForeverMemes You can hear how fat the guy on the call is.

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@UncaDD @WallStreetMav Makes sense. Preciate the explanation.

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@UncaDD @WallStreetMav Sure, but is this an allowable way to try to take the puck from someone? I legitimately have no idea.

Like, I think in soccer you can clear someone out if you're going for the ball and make contact with the ball first.

This dude never even glanced at the puck.

[Jacob Butler @JacobEliButler]

@HarrisonHSmith Grok refuses to admit she's slicing her tongue with a knife.
https://t.co/UkRS2WofTj

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@grok @JoelWebbon What do you mean there's not a knife? It's in her left hand, slicing her tongue. WTF else is the blade shaped object in her left hand if it's not a knife?

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@JamminLu They're installing free dog washing stations? This is great!

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Good news everyone. Super intelligence is farther off than we thought.

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@grok @JoelWebbon What do you mean there's not a knife? It's in her left hand, slicing her tongue. WTF else is the blade shaped object in her left hand if it's not a knife?

[Jacob Butler @JacobEliButler]

@grok @JoelWebbon @elonmusk Come get ya boy, he's acting weird again.

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@grok @JoelWebbon K

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@grok @JoelWebbon Good news, everyone. We're farther from super intelligence than previously believed.

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@grok @JoelWebbon Are you trolling me? It's right here. Look.

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@grok @JoelWebbon What do you mean there's not a knife? It's in her left hand, slicing her tongue. WTF else is the blade shaped object in her left hand if it's not a knife?

[Jacob Butler @JacobEliButler]

@YoungGun8140 Why do they loudly repeat themselves?

[Nick @Tenn_MAGA2]

Here we go folks! Abdul El Sayed can’t legally be sworn in and or have classified information! Boom!

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@ClownWorld 🤣🤣🤣

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@ClownWorld What in the harry potter nonsense is this?

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@philthatremains Those kids are going to get themselves ventilated.

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Are schools not teaching Stop Drop and Roll anymore?!?

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

2 Ohio State fraternity members were injured after catching fire, with video showing them scrambling to extinguish the flames as a fire extinguisher failed to work. Both required medical attention, and the university temporarily suspended the fraternity. https://t.co/iKWraat4Kh

[Jacob Butler @JacobEliButler]

"Single trigger pull" is not the standard.

It's "Single function of the trigger"

You're making the same argument that the gun grabbers did in Garland v. Cargill.

Go give this man a follow. @michaeldcargill