Jerry: She has a penis?
George: She had a PENIS, Jerry!
Elaine: So what if she had a penis?
(Kramer enters)
Elaine: Kramer, would you ever date a girl with a penis?
Kramer: I only date girls with penises
George: Really? Why?
Kramer: She knows her way around the equipment
On this date in 1960, Ted Williams hit the 500th home run of his career in the Red Sox's 3-1 win over the Indians.
At the time, he joined Babe Ruth (714), Jimmie Foxx (534) and Mel Ott (511) as the only members of the 500-home run club ⚾️
Teachers matter! JJ Wetherholt told his 5th grade teacher, Mrs. Ingoldsby, that he wanted to be a Major League Baseball player when he grew up.
Yesterday, JJ invited Mrs. Ingoldsby to Busch Stadium for Teachers Appreciation Night and caught her ceremonial first pitch!
Jim Schlossnagle after being eliminated is now 3rd in college baseball history with 18 MCWS wins without a title joining FSU's Mike Martin and Oklahoma State's Gary Ward.
In algebra, 'x' stands for an unknown quantity.
German physicist Wilhelm Conrad Röntgen discovered the mysterious form of radiation in 1895.
Since the rays were unknown, he called them ‘X-rays.’