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[PFA @PFA]

Bruno Fernandes 👹

Voted for by the players 🏆

[kvng Baff @kvng_baff]

Saka was just 3 goals away yesterday from scoring a hatrick in UCL final.

Believable player 🥹❤️

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

28 year old man beefing a 5 year old bro this sport is truly 1 of 1😭😭

[Central @WestHam_Central]

A full hour of Gabriel's penalty kick. https://t.co/8YJBh5no06

[𝗇𝗂𝖺𝗆𝗁 @niamhutd]

Me normally Me today

[SHEGE @_Shege001]

🚨BREAKING: Due to the unsuccessful deal for Anthony Gordon, Garnacho offered himself to Bayern Munich

Bayern immediately alerted the police.

[Baftey🥷🏾 @akokc_davido]

repost if you think Bruno’s 21 assists is bigger than arsenal’s EPL trophy

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

WC Flashback 10/30 - Bruce Banner vs Germany (2014):

45 Minutes (Hooked)
0 Goals/Assists
0 Key Passes
13 Possessions Lost
Shirt Balled up by Muller

JOGA BURRITO 💫💫💫

[he/him who eats. @justwellington]

Bro to bro: this could be our last World Cup without kids 😔

[Brizzy @Utdbrizzy]

When did Carrick celebrate like this ?
Didn’t show on my Tv 🙆‍♂️

[Wayne Rooney @WayneRooney]

@piersmorgan by the way i know how to spell arsenal. But arseanal sounds better.

[Καλός @realKalos]

I went to high school with her. She was usually reserved and nice, but one day during recess she suddenly dragged me into a toilet stall and raped me. This went on every day for two years. I couldn’t do anything. Still waiting for an apology, but I doubt it will ever happen.

[_Jakey @JacobFbuchanan]

Shit

[Nazir Shakir @nazirshakir133]

@ChaiDeluxe The most likely answer is probably because its live action but the realistic answer is that most Pokemon fans hate black people

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

No-one does it like him.

Bruno Fernandes is the Premier League Player of the Year 🤩❤️

[Henry Swain @henryswainjourn]

Millwall vs West Ham next season gonna be the first ever 8am kick off

[Kara @UTDKarra]

Manchester United ’s summer rebuild:

Outs:

1. Hojlund - £50m
2. Rashford - £40m
3. Malacia - £30m
4. Ugarte - £60m
5. Zirkzee - £45m
6. Dalot - £80m
7. Onana - £65m
8. Shaw - £50m
9. Casemiro - 🆓

Total: £420m

Ins:

1. Dumfries £20m
2. Diouf £25m
3. Joao Neves £20m
4. Elliot Anderson £60m
5. Mbappe £70m
6. Tonali £35m
7. Alvarez £40m

Total £270m

[FergieStandards @FergieStandards]

We’ve been telling you the league is weaker when you bring Pep into debates vs Fergie or when Van Dijk is mentioned in the same sentence as Rio, Vidic, Stam, Terry etc.

But the minute it’s a Manchester United player that does something special…

[🐾 @elsdawg]

@ChelseaFC with you till the very end (december) gaffer! 👊🏾