Jacob Fowler

[Jacob Fowler @JacobFowler14]

@LanceMFisher @FangDaddy1 Wishing Dr. Fisher a full bag limit for deer season next year.

#triggerwarning

[Jacob Fowler @JacobFowler14]

@Bornakang And I thought the onion volcano at Benihana was impressive. Need to see this fire bending in person ASAP.

[Robert P. Murphy @BobMurphyEcon]

Imagine this: You get your income-tax free paycheck that was seamlessly deposited into a 100% reserve (and hence run-proof) bank after picking up your kids from a super-awesome private school and then riding in a big truck back home to your ranch in the Republic of Texas.

[Jacob Fowler @JacobFowler14]

@b_schlange It’s the Buc-ee’s shirt for me

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

When you get to eat Thanksgiving food in 24 hours 🦃

[Jacob Fowler @JacobFowler14]

I just dropped three different sets of financial statement footnotes in auditor inboxes at 4pm on a Friday knowing damn well those emails just ruined some people’s weekends. Nice to be on the other side of this exchange.

[Jacob Fowler @JacobFowler14]

@PistolRick Thoughts and prayers brother. Brutal.

[Cooper Kupp @CooperKupp]

Do it to get a crown that will last forever.

[Jacob Fowler @JacobFowler14]

@ScooterMagruder 🐐

[Jacob Fowler @JacobFowler14]

Fully convinced the Vegas books have fixed this game. The refs are doing everything possible to keep Cowboys from gaining an advantage.

[Jacob Fowler @JacobFowler14]

@TheCousinSal Unbelievable screw job. That was a touchdown

[Jacob Fowler @JacobFowler14]

@PFTCommenter Both of them. They both took home a bag and left the fans wanting more. The real question is when are they scheduling the Jake Paul vs Floyd fight?

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

when you ask someone a simple excel question and they ask “can I drive?”

[Jacob Fowler @JacobFowler14]

Love the absolute chaos that happens in a room full of people when a game winning shot in a massive game like that is made. Out of body experience.

[BFFs @BFFsPod]

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[Jacob Fowler @JacobFowler14]

@SportsCenter Pablo Sanchez and it’s not close. Kid hit absolute nukes every time he approached the plate.

[Jacob Fowler @JacobFowler14]

@J1MCUNN1NGHAM Are you sure that isn’t Tony Romo reacting to the 7th camera angle on an instant replay with Jim Nanz?

[Jacob Fowler @JacobFowler14]

@wfaaweather Get me to Miami immediately.