Jacob Clarke

i am a walking cliché

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Crazy that him and the President use to run two mans with children and we all gotta act like everything is okay and normal with the world.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Call me WOKE but I'm glad the United States birth rates are at an all-time low cuz most of y'all have no fucking business having children anyways.

And that's a hill I'll die on!

[Covie @covie_93]

Republicans are saving all their outrage about this until a Democrat becomes president.

[Grace Hall @Randaroo1212]

I saw a Trump supporter say, “You don’t have to like Trump but you have to respect him because he’s the president.”

Sir, with all disrespect… he raped kids. I don’t have to do shit.

[dennis @dennismacelroy]

Drank 6 beers. Feel amazing. Surely 6 more will double this feeling

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

Man, I gotta say, as an american. I love how trump illegally taxed us and now the biggest corporations in the country get a free check.

Awesome stuff from the don't tread on me, taxation is theft crowd. Appreciate it. You guys are killing it.

Also cool that Trump tried to ruin an Olympian's life because his buddy he gave a no bid contract too fucked up a pool.

Again, incredible stuff from the small, limited government, 2A bro gonna take on a tyrannical government, freedom loving, constitutional #1776 patriots.

You guys are on a roll. Really bringing back the patriotism and love of country. I can feel the red, white and blue flowing through my veins.

Watching a country we are at war with hack our water systems and then watch the president blame americans for it. Just a real chefs kiss. Makes me want to listen to the national anthem over and over.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Hey just checking in

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Beware of any Christian movement that demands the government be an instrument of God's wrath but never a source of God's mercy, generosity, or compassion.

[bug girl @buggirl]

y’all are letting american individualism melt your fucking brains oh my god hearing a baby cry while you’re getting coffee is not going to end your life. it’s part of being outside. in public. where people are. babies are people btw

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

Well you fucking suck at it

[Brizz-Chan (Mr drive) @billybrizzle420]

“Homer would’ve hated Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey”

“Homer would’ve loved Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey”

Homer: “tell me more about these “femboys”

[Covie @covie_93]

Dr. Fauci: Please wear a mask, get vaccinated and practice social distancing during the deadly pandemic.

MAGA: NO take horse paste

*People die*

MAGA: It's Fauci's fault.

[William Buecker @wcbuecker]

He’s not:
“Trolling the libs”
He’s not:
“Joking”
He’s not:
“Kidding around”
He is dead serious when he talks about running in 2028 or never leaving the White House

[jezz @JezziiB]

Christians: "Heaven is a perfect place where no one goes hungry, everyone's needs are met, there's no wars and people live together in peace."

Also Christians: "Trying to build anything remotely like that on earth is socialism and socialism is evil."

[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

Y'all DO REALIZE that the Declaration of Independence says we're required to remove this current government.

Right?

[Neet @neet_sol]

We’re looking to fill a junior level position with the experience of a senior level position for the salary of an intern

[Nina 🐈‍⬛ @dillydallyesque]

Me normally: ACAB
Me when the Tate brothers are arrested:

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

I know you guys hate hearing this but universities are open to a wide spectrum of viewpoints. Conservatives are just rarely capable of writing at an academically acceptable level. Sorry man. Stop begging for DEI hires

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

The NFL after the World Cup is finally over and they can revert all the natural grass back to artificial turf for the league's biggest stars to tear their ACLs on