jacob hitchin

[cuh @DeadbeatCousin]

@icespice

[vampire lord 🧛🏿‍♂️ @theogeeeee]

gay-ass nigga 😭

in this situation, I would’ve cut the stream

pulled my dick out

fucked the curly-haired girl raw while pulling her dress up

grabbed the other girl’s head and had her suck my balls while I doggy-styled her friend

then gone live again an hour later like:

“Hi niggas, I’m back. Use code ‘THREESOMEPROMAX20’ to get 20% off my dating course”

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

appear offline

[🐦‍🔥 @PREEM1E]

*You have 9 missed calls from Lucia*

Me throwing Jason into his 15th strip club sesh of the day:

[autist @litteralyme0]

When you finish downloading GTA VI and you hear someone in Asia just ate a bat again

[The Bavarian Boy 🦅 @LrdScottMns]

Moi et Lucia après chaque fin de braquage

[autist @litteralyme0]

real

[specialwun @spanerx2]

waited till 3am to watch GTA trailer jus to nut to Lucia yams in 2min

[pereira @crflpereira]

eu quando a lucia não responder meu zap

[Miilato @miiilato]

realizing some kid right now is using your birth year to lie about their age

[Futbismo @futbismo]

Me emocioné con el tráiler del GTA 6 sabiendo que no tengo play 5 ni xbox y encima soy pobre.

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

United turning up with Shaw, Maguire and Dalot to face Olise, Kane and Diaz…

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

I’m torn over which one to play.

[La Bruja @BrujaChelsista]

Mi novia irl viendo que hago planes más divertidos, más románticos y que cuido más la relación con Lucía en GTA Vl que con ella

[ً @redalevislard]

Attendez juste qu’on attrape le gars qui a mis une droite à Lucia

[alves @avalokteshvara]

primeira coisa que eu vo fazer quando lancar o gta 6 vai ser:

- ir pra uma boate gay e chupar 2 caras
- ir pra casa ligar o ps5 e jogar o jogo

[🌨️ @NotLikeRuss]

nigga thinks we cheating on Lucia

[Juan de Dios @Jimbo4xL]

cosas que hare cuando salga el gta 6

atropellar un par de viejas

hacer carreras ilegales con gitanos

follar con 2 o 3 putas

meterme cocaina

cambiarme de genero

atracar una gasolinera

encender la play y abrir el gta