Jacob

[Ted Ryan @TedRyan5]

Practice must go on! @wtvamatt

[Jacob @JacobJames33]

Hey

[molly murphy🫶🏼✨🌼 @sparklingmolly]

Hotty toddy gosh almighty who are we?!
Yeah we just beat the #1 ranked team in the nation. Now were 5-0! Woahh!
State.. be scared.

[JG @jakegarvin65_]

I will take up for any of my friends real quick👌

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

The most annoying thing on Instagram

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

That fake laugh you do when you have no clue what someone just said to you.

[WTF! @SoFunnyNotes]

Did you know that when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 5 to extend your arm and slap them in the face.

[WTF! @SoFunnyNotes]

What if you get to Heaven and Jesus be like, 'Naw bruh... remember you kept scrolling?

[WTF! @SoFunnyNotes]

Some people are just like trees. They take forever to grow up.

[WTF! @SoFunnyNotes]

Ghetto word of the day: Afro - I got so mad at my girl, Afro a lamp at her.

[WTF! @SoFunnyNotes]

Cell phones ruined the fun of pushing a fully clothed person into a pool.

[WTF! @SoFunnyNotes]

Pawn Stars: Man: Hey can I have change for a dollar? Rick: The best I can do is 75 cents.

[WTF! @SoFunnyNotes]

Me: Hello 911, there's two females fighting over me!Police: so whats the problem?!Me: The ugly one is winning.

[WTF! @SoFunnyNotes]

Thinking about something really funny and trying to control your laugher... This is when you realize your a comical genius.

[WTF! @SoFunnyNotes]

I let my blind friend borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me... Wait a minute...

[WTF! @SoFunnyNotes]

My laziness is exactly as the number 8. If it lays down, it becomes infinite.

[WTF! @SoFunnyNotes]

If you get pulled over for a DUI, you should get 1 chance to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart w/o falling off. If you can, you're free to go.

[WTF! @SoFunnyNotes]

do u ever go on youtube just to watch a music video then 5 hours later u find yourself watching a tutorial on how to talk to a giraffe