Jacob Jeffrey

I drink and I know things -Tyrion Lannister -Jake Jeffrey

Just here to banter with Wendy's, post shower thoughts, and befriend Ryan Reynolds.

[Jacob Jeffrey @JacobJeffrey9]

@RockstarSupport submitting a ticket on your website has proven impossible. I need assistance but your automated support system does not provide me the support I need. How do I proceed?

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@SixersInThree @playnewworld Apparently it… 😅

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@WordyTheByrd @playnewworld Thank you, I guess I glanced over that.

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@UncagedBlaze @realDonaldTrump I don't know if this is a joke or not but you do know Hawaii is part of the United States right?

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@Pringles @Wendys @Wendy I searched for the #Baconator @Pringles everywhere so I could make this collab a reality but couldn't find them ☹️

[Jacob Jeffrey @JacobJeffrey9]

@Wendys Hi, new to Twitter but I had a pressing question to ask. Should I go buy the #Baconator flavored @Pringles and then go buy a Baconator so that I can put said Pringles on the Baconator and then eat it?

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*October 2010 the 1st episode of The Walking Dead airs.
Me: I bet the US has a contingency plan for something like this if it were to really happen.

*2020 Viral pandemic sans zombies
Me: ...