Jacob

meme connoisseur and mediocre Ultimate player

[Jacob @JacobJurassic12]

@SawyerMerritt @SpaceX 11/12 on Robinhood

[Jacob @JacobJurassic12]

@Jaxweah @grok Winner

[Jacob @JacobJurassic12]

@RobinhoodApp Yooo

[Jacob @JacobJurassic12]

@chasedownleads This reads as an incomplete AI post

[Jacob @JacobJurassic12]

@RobinhoodApp Robinhood send me some meeeerch please

[Jacob @JacobJurassic12]

@SuppressedNws1 Why is Colin Jost in this photo 😂

[State of New York @NYGov]

everyone who responded chicken butt: u must think ur soooo funny. bet u chuckled while typing that too. the "what" is not "chicken butt." it's free school meals. school meals are now free for every student in New York. bock bock babes

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

Don't nobody be on Twitter more than an employed person on the clock.

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

gf says because we got chinese yesterday we can’t get it again today. i don’t think that makes sense . they do it in china all the time

[Suppressed News. @SuppressedNws]

Israel bombed Al Jazeera’s press tent at Al-Shifa Hospital in Gaza City, assassinating the entire team.

7 were martyred, including correspondents Anas Al-Sharif and Muhammad Qurayqa, cameramen Ibrahim Zahir, Muhammad Noufal, and Mo’men Alouwa.

[Noah Ryan @NoahRyanCo]

Wake up and immediately look at small screen before clocking 8 hours behind medium screen. Take a few breaks to check in on small screen. Go home and spend a few hours staring at big screen to wind down before getting into bed and looking at small screen.

Living the dream.

[alondra @alondramaren]

Idk which friend gave you ptsd but baby you do not have to pay me back for a 3 dollar mcchicken

[jo @thejoeydavis]

graduating pre-covid increasingly feels like the last chopper out of vietnam

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

Facebook is going to go crazy when they see these tweets next month

[glow moss @tolecrien]

taking off your work pants and putting them on the floor and then picking your bed pants up off the floor feels so good

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

Canada goose fights off a bald eagle that tried to attack it, after 20 minutes the Eagle ran off.

[Chuppa @ChuppaVGC]

type of shit the antagonist of a pokemon game says before sending out a level 44 crobat