Jake

WATCHUU MEAN

[Mel @Villgecrazylady]

The most accurate TikTok ever ever

[🧊 @ICEMACHlNE]

Having a girlfriend is like having a jew with you everywhere you go 24/7

[✧ ჩინგიზ ✧ || 🌐🇺🇳 @_probka]

“phd”
“18-25”

💀💀💀💀💀💀

[Sourdeath Sam @SourdeathSam]

Moo Deng was obviously an industry plant while Jimothy is a real salt of the earth kind of critter. That's what the people need.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Mamdani in ‘active conversation’ about whether he can arrest Benjamin Netanyahu when Israel PM visits NYC, per NYP

[ADAM @adamemedia1]

Man I really hate how much China is influencing our elections…

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[Neet @neet_sol]

"The body essentially treats the return to work as a physical threat"

[Joe @j0emcelr0y]

Just seen a goth in shorts

It really is that hot

[Sólionath @Anarseldain]

One of the most insane posts ever made.

[𝘼𝙣𝙘𝙖𝙥 𝘼𝙞𝙧 🛫 @AncapAir]

So... A bribe.

[JΛCΣ @Elk_Pilled]

ran into that fucking wizard at the Rural King again. can’t stand that guy.

[Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta]

The word religion appears in the Constitution twice.

Both times, it’s preceded by the word “No.”

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

That will hold ya till lunch and grab a monster from the cooler

[Chigoziem Okonkwo @ChigTweets]

It’s his bald head! It just cuts through the wind and makes him faster! He had pid too!! 🤣🤣 afufufu

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

The fucking community note 😭

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

You use a condom & bitches be like

“ how was it?”

I have zero clue baby girl