Jake

Keep the Kingdom

[Jake @JacobKeary]

Hau yu like dat!!! #Tigaz

[Jake @JacobKeary]

@shichips This is a choice between a hot ass 10, a 7 with a rich dad and he’s gonna end up picking the 6 that can cook

[Jake @JacobKeary]

What a sad life

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

My wife when she hears the PS5 beep:

[Jake @JacobKeary]

Nice putter throw candy ass

[O.W. Root @owroot]

Old photos like this from undeveloped Florida and California are some of the most disorienting and magical ones to me. I look at them and I really feel time, feel how different the one I inhabit is and how different that other world was.

Empty.

[Jake @JacobKeary]

Does that Stella lefty chick have any other songs?? You like it when he’s nice to you I GOT IT

[Jake @JacobKeary]

I hate when you follow somebody on the gram and your algorithm is like here’s this person 97 times in a row

[Richard Head 93 @RichardHead93]

got the itch to play some NHL 14 (that's me in the first video)

[Luis J. Gomez @luisjgomez]

Tits are so back

[Jake @JacobKeary]

@LITTLEMANW64445 @JoshPateCFB

[Jake @JacobKeary]

Caribbean queen with headphones on might be the sickest shit ever #Boozeday

[Jake @JacobKeary]

@BasedBlondex She’s not though

[Jake @JacobKeary]

You’re a recruiter. So you’re saying you’re fuckin lazy???

[𝓡𝑜𝓈𝓈 𝒞𝑜𝑜𝓅𝑒𝓇 @CoachRC23]

If you can play they will find you

[Jake @JacobKeary]

“YOURE NOT GONNA STAY FOR THE CREDITS?? SHOW SOME RESPECT FOR THE BELOW THE LINE PEOPLE!!”

[Karl Delos Santos @karl_delo]

A 5.5 minute Cannes ovation is basically the equivalent of getting booed

[Jake @JacobKeary]

You mean AJ got saved by his nasty bullpen?? You mean only 3 guys on this team get on base?? You mean colt keith fuckin sucks?? Oh

[Jake @JacobKeary]

@BigJohnson1085 Shrink you pal

[Jake @JacobKeary]

Are we done with the mcdavid over mackinnon horseshit?? #NhlPlayoffs

[Jake @JacobKeary]

I also have a crush on Sabrina Carpenter

[Octopus Thrower @OctopusThrower_]

Evgeni Malkin said his favorite team growing up was the Red Wings.

Evgeni Malkin, coincidentally, is also an upcoming free agent.

Here's why the Red Wings should take a run at him:

https://t.co/pFRUnSEI9F

[Jake @JacobKeary]

Good on ya Whitty

[Jesse Watters @JesseBWatters]

These Kentucky Derby interviews went completely off the rails 🐎🫣🤣

[Jake @JacobKeary]

Nothing worse than a dud girl who thinks she’s the shit. Shaaaaadddup