Jake Warren 🇵🇸

Gay nonfiction writer belonging to the Prairie Band Potawatomi Nation. Incurable night owl, wannabe seismologist. Associate Editor at @brokeassstuart.

[Jake Warren 🇵🇸 @JacobKevin]

#BayArea #Earthquake Possible M5.1, epicenter near Brookdale north of Santa Cruz. Goooooood morning!

[Jake Warren 🇵🇸 @JacobKevin]

@adamtotscomix @FilmUpdates No contest, beach house episode is the best

[Jake Warren 🇵🇸 @JacobKevin]

@turnandstomp ♫ 𝓹𝓪-𝓻𝓪𝔂𝓪-𝓶𝓾𝓼 ♫

[bonnie raittmyprofessor @sterylhines]

Realtors should have to disclose if lesbian bed death occurred on the property

[bonnie raittmyprofessor @sterylhines]

Your mother was a spectacular woman before she exploded

[Jake Warren 🇵🇸 @JacobKevin]

Me: I need to get to work.
Also me: i WANT aTTENTION from MEN

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i bought a pack of those frozen jimmy dean breakfast sandwiches and the guy next to me said to his friend “i always think of my 600 lb life when i see those”

[bonnie raittmyprofessor @sterylhines]

Would anyone like to try one of my famous angeled eggs? 👼

[Jake Warren 🇵🇸 @JacobKevin]

@unfaresf Fare checkers just boarded a 38 inbound at Geary and Divisadero, 2:19 PM.

[Jake Warren 🇵🇸 @JacobKevin]

@UnfareSF Inspectors checking 38/38R at Geary and Fillmore, 1:43 PM.

[Jake Warren 🇵🇸 @JacobKevin]

*exhales* “Y’know they burned through like, three dogs to make Air Bud”

[Jake Warren 🇵🇸 @JacobKevin]

@unfareSF Two fare checkers just boarded the 5 inbound at Fulton and Masonic, 2:42 PM.

[Jake Warren 🇵🇸 @JacobKevin]

Sugar Ray is my generation's Jimmy Buffett

[Jake Warren 🇵🇸 @JacobKevin]

Update: M4.6, epicenter in Berkeley, 4.8 miles below the Claremont Resort.

[Jake Warren 🇵🇸 @JacobKevin]

Good morning, #BayArea! Lovely #earthquake we were just treated to.

[Drew Tuma @DrewTumaABC7]

EARTHQUAKE!!!!

[Jake Warren 🇵🇸 @JacobKevin]

update: walls are fucked, should’ve used timber rattlers

[Jake Warren 🇵🇸 @JacobKevin]

spice up your building’s rodent extermination efforts with thirty-nine diamondback rattlesnakes in the walls

[Jake Warren 🇵🇸 @JacobKevin]

@UnfareSF 4:48 pm. Fare checkers just boarded an outbound 38-Geary at Van Ness.

[Jake Warren 🇵🇸 @JacobKevin]

spice up your building’s rodent extermination efforts with thirty-nine diamondback rattlesnakes in the walls